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​Which Gaming System Do ye Use Most?
Here at Kotaku, cover games for just about every major gaming system out there. PC, gaming consoles, handhelds, smartphones, web browsers… we've got it all.Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Apr 16 2014 22:30 GMT in Gaming News
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Video The Gamer
I'd use the Wii U. Heck, I be a scientifically advanced Wii Us GamePad from the freaking future!
Even Boring Chores Look Good In This Beautiful MMO
We've seen the character creation system , as well as some a the combat featured in Black Desert , a stunning-looking Korean MMO. But the game also features stuff ye can do during yer downtime—'n it looks like the developers be putting care into smal...
i.kinja-img.com posted by Kotaku Apr 12 2014 00:30 GMT in Gaming News
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The Most Insane GIFs From Nintendo's Weird New 3DS Game
Today Nintendo unveiled Tomodachi Life, a game that our own Jason Schreier described as "Animal Crossing on Acid ". I be inclined t' agree. That trailer be one a the weirdest things I've ever seen come out a Nintendo, complete with avatars a c...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Apr 10 2014 18:00 GMT in Nintendo 3DS
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Google's Early April Fools' Joke: Hiring 'Pokémon Masters'
it be March 31st, 'n already the April Fools' pranks be flooding in. One a the first? Google be hiring Pokémon masters.Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Mar 31 2014 17:28 GMT in Gaming News
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Fallen Shade
Try x/y
Lady Gaga Loves Minecraft
Lady Gaga has a wide range a interests—like being vomited on, for example. She's also a Minecraft fan, judging from the wench latest music video for G.U.Y—a single off the wench latest album, Artpop.Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Mar 24 2014 19:30 GMT in Minecraft
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Ignorant
michael jackson be a legend what be ye saying
well at least he be when he be still black.
Try The Chalupanator 'n Other Horrible Fast Food Mash-Ups
be ye craving a bacon-pregnant burger from Wendy's, or one a Taco Bell's countless variations a the same couple a ingredients? Why not have both? Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Mar 22 2014 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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​A Comic That Perfectly Captures The Evil Genius a Eve Online Players
One giant, horrifically expensive space ship destroying another, while it be crew erupts in gleeful laughter. Yep, that sure looks like EVE Online. Starting today, ye can pillage the first issue a a new comic-book series based on the infamous sci-fi corpo...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Feb 19 2014 22:00 GMT in EVE Online
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The 1980s be Back t' Help ye Beat Super Mario 3D World
Travel back in time once more t' the 1980s, a magical age when video game tips 'n tricks be delivered by warm, friendly voices over tinny television speakers, 'n no one called ye names for needing help beating a Mario platformer. Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Mar 16 2014 15:00 GMT in Wii U
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Super-Claus
I dont , it be just the russians invading a bunch a nations 'n pointing nukes at us all the time
oh wait
Not All Minecraft Clones be A Waste a Time
Unsurprising given it be success, Minecraft has, let's say, inspired a whole range a new games. Some, like Terraria, have been pretty good. Others, like the endless sea a shameless clones, have been terrible. At first Planets³ sounds like the latter...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Mar 14 2014 02:30 GMT in Gaming News
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McDonald's New Cherry Blossom Burger Has Pink Buns
Every spring in Japan, cherry blossoms bloom, giving the country a pink hue. This be why pink be seen as a spring color. it be also why this McDonald's hamburger has pink buns.Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Mar 13 2014 10:00 GMT in Japan
Fallen Shade
This looks disguisting 'n not video games
We're Buying More PC Games Than We Can Play
As another Steam Holiday Sale comes t' a close, I have spent roughly $100 t' purchase 22 games. In the past 2 months I have picked up 3 Humble Bundles. Not a month ago I spent around $50 on 11 games in the Steam Fall Sale. By the time the next Steam Holi...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Mar 12 2014 15:00 GMT in Humble Indie Bundle
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Super-Claus
nope
Nintendo Killing Online Services For Wii, DS
If ye own either (or both!) a Nintendo's last-gen machines, 'n ye use any kind a online service with them, now's the time t' make the most a it. Because on May 20, Nintendo be pulling the plug.Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Feb 27 2014 04:40 GMT in Gaming News
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Ignorant
tourbament time
How I 3DS
The 3DS turns three years old today. This be how I've used the thing. Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Feb 26 2014 15:50 GMT in Nintendo 3DS
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Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze: The Kotaku Review
Let me tell ye about a moment in world five a Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. it be a little late in the game, but it be oh so typical ('n not a spoiler, unless ye count the placement a platforms as a spoiler). How ye feel about this moment will d...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Feb 21 2014 18:30 GMT in Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze
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Francis
The overall recommendation that ye best play it be not being questioned, Stephen be only defending the minute details a his experience. YARRRR I suppose there be universal standard, but it be just be there anything interesting in this game that outweighs the frustrating/boring parts 'n would the average reader feel the same way. I don't see why it needs t' be any more specific than that.
YARRRR, FIFA 14 Really Does Use a Picture a Pelé in a Hot Tub
Reddit noticed this today, as did EA Sports' official seas in December. 'n now it be confirmed: EA Sports based it be Football Ultimate Team card for Pelé, the greatest footballer in history, off a 44-year-old picture a the sea dog relaxing in the tub.Re...
forum.ea.com posted by Kotaku Feb 22 2014 23:20 GMT in EA Sports
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​Attack on Titan Toys That ye'll Want t' Put Inside yer Mouth
Yesterday, we showed some cute/sexy Nintendo toys from Good Smile. They do other stuff, too, like figures 'n statues for Attack on Titan, Steins;Gate 'n Bayonetta. A giant Bayonetta. Almost as big as a Titan. Go on; take a look.Read more...
goodsmile-wf-global.ecq.sc posted by Kotaku Feb 18 2014 16:00 GMT in Steins;Gate
Gold Prognosticus
I reckon somebody didn't think that title through before they posted this article (it would seem they've already changed it on the site itself).
Today be The Last Day a The Year a Luigi. Make It Count.
364 days ago, Nintendo made the most important proclamation a the 21st century, declaring a year a peace 'n prosperity. A year a hope. A year a Luigi.Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Feb 13 2014 17:00 GMT in Gaming News
Francis
I don't think he mentioned the Year a Luigi. Just Super Luigi Bros (a mirrored SMB) in NES Remix 2
ye Did It, Internet. Goat Simulator be A Real Thing That ye Can Buy.
Goat Simulator wasn't meant t' be a game played by the public—it be just the product a a game jam where the devs be playing around with programming stuff. But when the internet saw footage a the game, almost everyone agreed: we need t' have a game that ...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Feb 11 2014 21:00 GMT in Steam
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Young Chinese Woman Spun Around for Four Hours
At the recent Spring Festival Gala in China, 15 year-old Wei Caiqi served as "Time wench" 'n spun around. A bunch.Read more...
en.wikipedia.org posted by Kotaku Feb 03 2014 09:30 GMT in Gaming News
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A Broken Super Bowl be Way More Fun Than The Real Thing
The real Super Bowl be going t' be played between two teams a professional athletes. This Super Bowl featured a team a genetically-engineered supermen 'n a team a pencil-legged children. The results be not pretty.Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Feb 02 2014 23:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Ignorant

it be funny because it be accurate

When be A Console Worth Buying?
Most people probably don't consider themselves early adopters unless they be really excited about that newest black box that lets ye play games. Dedicated fans, gadget enthusiasts, that kinda thing. But there be other considerations, too. Like, how many g...
tay.kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Jan 31 2014 16:31 GMT in Gaming News
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DS Games be Coming t' The Virtual Console
Finally! The wait, it seems, be over. Nintendo announced today that it plans t' bring DS games t' the Virtual Console.Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Jan 30 2014 02:17 GMT in Wii U
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Super-Claus
I be actually hoping they'd do this since all their systems be dual screened now
Ladies Against Humanity Would Be The Card Game's Perfect Expansion
ye know what there's a lot a in Cards Against Humanity? Bodily fluid jokes. Know what there aren't many a? Jokes written by ladies.Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Jan 13 2014 04:00 GMT in Gaming News
Fallen Shade
But then why does Patricka Hermandez pillage t' make clickbait feminist articles all day
Hey GameCube fans: Got a free hour?
Hey GameCube fans: Got a free hour? If so, go read Emily Rogers' massive history a the Nintendo GameCube over at Dromble.Read more...
dromble.com posted by Kotaku Jan 08 2014 20:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Super-Claus
neato. it be a shame it had t' be related t' kotaku.
Oh, It's Just Every Flagpole From Super Mario Bros.
"There's always a man, always a flagpole, always a Princess..."Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Jan 03 2014 08:00 GMT in Super Mario Bros.
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Being In A Relationship With yer Anime Figures Can Be Dangerous
YouTuber Frank Howley shows us why having an anime figure as a waifu maybe isn't worth it. All that stress. All those possible accidents. Even if it be Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion, just say no!Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Jan 03 2014 01:00 GMT in Mega64
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Ignorant
brb signing up for figco
America Pays More For Slower Internet 'n Less Capacity
The average Internet connection speed in the United States may be well more than what's needed for multiplayer gaming or watching streaming video. But the country's infrastructure still lingers well behind what other nations enjoy, according t' a slew a r...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Dec 30 2013 16:31 GMT in Gaming News
Super-Claus
A gizmodo article on a gaming news site. Good job, kotaku.
Nintendo Online Services Broken Now, Continuing Christmas Malfunctions
Nintendo's online store isn't working for many gamers at the moment—not on Wii U or 3DS—making it essentially impossible t' use many a the systems' core online services. So this be why I couldn't update the Netflix app on me parents' Wii yesterday! 'n...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Dec 26 2013 15:13 GMT in Gaming News
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Gold Prognosticus
Looks like it be back online from here.
PlayStation Exec Owns Two Wii Us, Loves the New Mario
We already knew he had one, but Shuhei Yoshida, president a Sony Computer Entertainment's Worldwide Studios, actually owns two Wii Us.Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Dec 19 2013 11:00 GMT in Wii U
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Zelda be Getting A Dynasty Warriors-Ish Spin-Off On Wii U
Well this be a surprise: Nintendo just announced a new Zelda game, tentatively titled Hyrule Warriors, for Wii U in 2014. it be developed by Tecmo Koei, 'n it looks just like a Dynasty Warriors game.Read more...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Dec 18 2013 14:03 GMT in Zelda Hyrule Warriors
Doopliss

Hold up, what