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My little sister said she was going to kill me while I sleep
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Sync
MALAK



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:09 am   Reply with quote

RaveRaze wrote:
Throw her through a window
YES

YES

THIS

DO THIS
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Negi-chama
Super Tsuki
Vampire


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:26 am   Reply with quote

Sync wrote:
RaveRaze wrote:
Throw her through a window
YES

YES

THIS

DO THIS
*DOES IT*
DID I WIN?
OH SHIT SHE GRABBED A GLASS SHARD AND NOW SHE'S GUNNA GET ME WITH THAT HALP *shard'd*
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Zelnor



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:10 am   Reply with quote

See ? Violence only breeds more violence.

Tranquilizer darts, on the other hand...
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Twilit Mall: Zelnor Mart    
vdogam3r
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:12 am   Reply with quote

Zelnor wrote:
See ? Violence only breeds more violence.

Tranquilizer darts, on the other hand...
Breeds more Tranquilizer darts?
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Epic'ly Random    
Eh, wot
Super Slim
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:25 am   Reply with quote

vdogam3r wrote:
Zelnor wrote:
See ? Violence only breeds more violence.

Tranquilizer darts, on the other hand...
Breeds more Tranquilizer darts?


Tranquilizer darts breed?
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Steve



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:00 am   Reply with quote

One word: +3 Mace.

Shit, I guess that's more than one.Shifty
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Bartz Klauser
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:07 am   Reply with quote

I could teach you how to rig an avalanche trap at your door, depending on how much stuff you have in your room, but I guess it's too late.
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Zelnor



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:08 am   Reply with quote

Is your sister a zombie / siren / eldritch abomination by chance ? Or a comedic cartoon foil ?

Because she seems to mind-control your parents.

Try to slap a tinfoil hat on her, or print off religious symbols and see to which she reacts. In case of emergency, sacrifice a goat to keep her distracted. Be sure to wear disposable gloves.

Maybe she's just discriminating against transsexuals, though. Then, the goat should also work.
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Negi-chama
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:22 am   Reply with quote

YAY IM ALIEV
I locked my door like I said.
She wrote "*crag* you" on my door with a sharpie marker though.
I do remember a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser being used to remove sharpie from a door, so I might try that. ;o;
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Miku Hatsune
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:38 am   Reply with quote

Shove a Batmobile up her ass.
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Cherry
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:38 am   Reply with quote

Larry Koopa wrote:
Sleep > Life?
Sleep = Life

Dipshit.
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Console Merchandise    
Negi-chama
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:37 pm   Reply with quote

Cherry wrote:
Larry Koopa wrote:
Sleep > Life?
Sleep = Life

Dipshit.
That's because if you don't sleep, you'd eventually go insane and die, mirite?
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:06 pm   Reply with quote

What you should do is lock your door every night.

Also, you should rig a Combat Shotgun to fire when the door opens. Just be sure to disarm it when you wake up every morning, and tell your parents to avoid your room at night. Make sure it is in the best quality you can get, otherwise the most it will do is cripple one of her arms or legs, and a Stimpak easily fixes that.

It also helps if you have the Lady Killer, Bloody Mess, and Gun Nut perks.
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Tamriellic Titles    
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:08 pm   Reply with quote

Maiq the Liar wrote:
What you should do is lock your door every night.

Also, you should rig a Combat Shotgun to fire when the door opens. Just be sure to disarm it when you wake up every morning, and tell your parents to avoid your room at night. Make sure it is in the best quality you can get, otherwise the most it will do is cripple one of her arms or legs, and a Stimpak easily fixes that.

It also helps if you have the Lady Killer, Bloody Mess, and Gun Nut perks.
Or maybe I should just "accidentally" kill her and blame physics. o:
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Manpersonguything
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:49 pm   Reply with quote

Lol, That's messed up. Show your parents the door.
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