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Sync MALAK
Joined: 01 Aug 2007 Posts: 34747
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:09 am
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RaveRaze wrote: | Throw her through a window | YES
YES
THIS
DO THIS |
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Negi-chama Super Tsuki Vampire
Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 40464
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:26 am
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Sync wrote: | RaveRaze wrote: | Throw her through a window | YES
YES
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DO THIS | *DOES IT* DID I WIN? OH SHIT SHE GRABBED A GLASS SHARD AND NOW SHE'S GUNNA GET ME WITH THAT HALP *shard'd* |
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Token Nazi? Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Posts: 6425
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:10 am
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See ? Violence only breeds more violence.
Tranquilizer darts, on the other hand... |
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vdogam3r kEvin
Joined: 30 Nov 2007 Posts: 3420
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:12 am
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Zelnor wrote: | See ? Violence only breeds more violence.
Tranquilizer darts, on the other hand... | Breeds more Tranquilizer darts? |
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Eh, wot Super Slim Vampire
Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 5041
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:25 am
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vdogam3r wrote: | Zelnor wrote: | See ? Violence only breeds more violence.
Tranquilizer darts, on the other hand... | Breeds more Tranquilizer darts? |

Tranquilizer darts breed? |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 11460
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:00 am
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One word: +3 Mace.
Shit, I guess that's more than one. |
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Bartz Klauser BAMFing ARCHER Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007 Posts: 7637
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:07 am
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I could teach you how to rig an avalanche trap at your door, depending on how much stuff you have in your room, but I guess it's too late. |
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Token Nazi? Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Posts: 6425
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:08 am
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Is your sister a zombie / siren / eldritch abomination by chance ? Or a comedic cartoon foil ?
Because she seems to mind-control your parents.
Try to slap a tinfoil hat on her, or print off religious symbols and see to which she reacts. In case of emergency, sacrifice a goat to keep her distracted. Be sure to wear disposable gloves.
Maybe she's just discriminating against transsexuals, though. Then, the goat should also work. |
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Negi-chama Super Tsuki Vampire
Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 40464
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:22 am
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YAY IM ALIEV I locked my door like I said. She wrote "*crag* you" on my door with a sharpie marker though. I do remember a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser being used to remove sharpie from a door, so I might try that. ;o; |
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ERECTIN' A DICK Miku Hatsune Vampire
Joined: 05 Jun 2007 Posts: 13497
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:38 am
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Shove a Batmobile up her ass. |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Cherry Vampire
Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 22614
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:38 am
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Larry Koopa wrote: | Sleep > Life? | Sleep = Life
Dipshit. |
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Negi-chama Super Tsuki Vampire
Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 40464
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:37 pm
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Cherry wrote: | Larry Koopa wrote: | Sleep > Life? | Sleep = Life
Dipshit. | That's because if you don't sleep, you'd eventually go insane and die, mirite? |
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oar Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007 Posts: 17919
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:06 pm
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What you should do is lock your door every night.
Also, you should rig a Combat Shotgun to fire when the door opens. Just be sure to disarm it when you wake up every morning, and tell your parents to avoid your room at night. Make sure it is in the best quality you can get, otherwise the most it will do is cripple one of her arms or legs, and a Stimpak easily fixes that.
It also helps if you have the Lady Killer, Bloody Mess, and Gun Nut perks. |
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Negi-chama Super Tsuki Vampire
Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 40464
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:08 pm
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Maiq the Liar wrote: | What you should do is lock your door every night.
Also, you should rig a Combat Shotgun to fire when the door opens. Just be sure to disarm it when you wake up every morning, and tell your parents to avoid your room at night. Make sure it is in the best quality you can get, otherwise the most it will do is cripple one of her arms or legs, and a Stimpak easily fixes that.
It also helps if you have the Lady Killer, Bloody Mess, and Gun Nut perks. | Or maybe I should just "accidentally" kill her and blame physics. o: |
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OH GOD Manpersonguything Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 7249
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:49 pm
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Lol, That's messed up. Show your parents the door. |
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