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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 2738
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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 Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:31 pm
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Okay, basically, if you want Bowser's Nifty Life Insurance, just promise to pay me five coins every day, and that if you don't pay me five coins on three days, then the deal is OFF!
From now on, when you die, I will use as much money as I got to bring you back to life! |
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Plastic Mario
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:23 pm
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#1. You only have 6 coins.
#2. Nobody will kill me  |
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Bowser
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 405
HP: 90 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:24 pm
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And three, why not just SAVE ya coins instead! |
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Larry Koopa
Sam
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 16957
HP: 35 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:31 pm
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and 4 who will kill me? im nice  |
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Marker Magikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2261
HP: 38 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:17 pm
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My lord, you forgot a few things. You're going to need poison shrooms for this business to get started. You'll also have to raise the rates for those who die often, and have a higher starting price for those who are already low on health when they begin paying. There is also the whole killing anyone who kills one of your clients thing. |
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Elite Nerr
Francis
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
Posts: 6974
HP: 50 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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And they better have a police report on file, and have photo evidence of the crime. And must make a claim within a certain time period. And don't forget about the deductable. And if they die too often you cancel their coverage.
Insurance is big business. As long as there is no plague that kills off everyone  |
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Digi's official furry
Lord Rattata
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 8498
HP: 84 MP: 3 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:15 am
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| Larry Koopa wrote: | | and 4 who will kill me? im nice |
THen why did you swear? |
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Sonic the Hedgehog
Vampire
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 742
HP: 5 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:06 am
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| Francis wrote: | | As long as there is no plague that kills off everyone |
...>.>;;; that makes me feel unconfertable |
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Pure Heart
Luvbi
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 2362
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:36 am
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| Plastic Mario wrote: | | #2. Nobody will kill me |
Because of that comment, I would if I had the money. |
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