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STARSHIP XNOT: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES
Crump Freeman who was Grodus Freemans underling was one day in an spaceship typing on a TEC-XX. He got an email from his commander that said that ALIENS and PLUMBERS were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
posted by MM Sep 26 2009 04:24 GMT
FrozenWinters
YES
shall i be the first to say...
the whole x-naut roleplay is dead
posted by count cannoli Nov 03 2009 01:24 GMT
Super-Claus
AND SO THENSE FORTH CAME A HOLY FISH BY WHICH ALL PRAISED, THIS FISH WENT BY THE NAME OF DIMFISH.
Since the entire crew has abandoned the mission...
*explodes the Starship* That's why I'm wearing a Superstrongmetalodium suit. BUT NOW I'M DRIFTING THROUGH SPACE HELP
posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 28 2009 04:08 GMT
count cannoli
screw it, i'm dead....
(forget the "i am both balrog and cannoli" thing)
Attention: All members of the Starship X-Naut
I present to you... Magnus von Grapple 3.0! It can fire lasers to evaporate anything, crush boulders with its fists, and explode as a last resort.
posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 28 2009 04:03 GMT
RUN THERE IS A BEHEADED ENGINEER AT LARGE
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 27 2009 03:31 GMT
count cannoli
i'm not part of this
count cannoli takes off the cape, monocle, hat, and the suit to reveal...
oh great... it's balrog...
posted by count cannoli Sep 27 2009 03:19 GMT
count cannoli
what an unsurprising surprise, it's like a plot twist that you saw coming, it's like a screamer that was warned in the beginning of the video, it's like gutsman's ass...
Oh no.
The Awesome Comet is heading our way. WHATEVER shall we do.
posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 27 2009 02:32 GMT
♥Cherrim♥
*engieman starts attacking the comet*
Post your theme song.
That way we can make a dramatic entrance when we destroy any dangerous things or planets. Also, comment on what pops into your mind when you hear your theme. Mine: "Let's make a puzzle game where you have to drop pills in a jar!" "That won't sell!" "Let'...
posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 26 2009 02:24 GMT
Prince Kamoro
I change my theme to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHAkrZ8jMLc
I have located an area of considerable interest.
We should go investigate by delving deep into this mysterious hexagon. We must unlock its secrets before those NASA freaks do. FOR THE FUTURE OF SCIENCE WE MUST PURSUE THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE AND POSSIBLY FIND THINGS OF SIGNIFICANT VALUE ALONG THE WAY.
posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 26 2009 17:11 GMT
Geno
...Looks like a deep-space vagina.
I now declare myself backup commander.
And you will do as I say. Maybe. :shitty:
posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 26 2009 02:26 GMT
♥Cherrim♥
WE ARE NOW EXITING HYPERSPACE. ARRIVAL TIME HAS BEEN DELAYED BY 2 MINUTES DUE TO SLIGHT DAMAGE TO ENGINE #4.
And I mean there I was, flying in space, just a purple koopa.
posted by Qwerty Sep 26 2009 03:17 GMT
count cannoli
seriously, meow, stay in you off topic
@raspherbel:*pulls out interview paper*
why do you think you would make a good x-naut
screw waiting for crumpy, lets go to the center of the universe already
i found a key to an X-naut ship, let's go *revs up mad hat*
posted by count cannoli Sep 22 2009 22:17 GMT
♥Cherrim♥
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
the "silver zephyr" shall join you
posted by count cannoli Sep 11 2009 02:39 GMT
MM
(╬ಠ益ಠ)
I join now
posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 11 2009 02:29 GMT
♥Cherrim♥
That's good to know.
Why do I have 60% of the topic count here?
posted by ♥Cherrim♥ Sep 16 2009 19:52 GMT
Super-Claus
lol cherum got expeld didn't he
Alright, everyone! We're about to head off in to deep reaches of space unknown, for untold riches and glory! Remember to subscribe to this board.
posted by Lord Crump Sep 11 2009 02:46 GMT
Lord Crump
We could use some good damage dealers on our crew, actually. Welcome aboard, Shadow Kingdom and Flar3!