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Someone briefly explain to me the plot and universe of Half-Life 1 and how it leads in to Half-Life 2 so I can be bothered to finally getting around to playing Half-Life 2 again
posted by Lord Crump Mar 04 2010 02:55 GMT
Popple

You are Gordon Freeman, interdimensional freelance mute for hire. This is your story <-- All you need to know to play Half-Life 2

Need a heart transplant? Don't let this happen to you.
Sad thing is, this isn't a comedy.
posted by Francis Dec 19 2009 23:16 GMT
Slim
Whoops
merry christmas guys
posted by Mama LUIGI Dec 16 2009 05:12 GMT
Francis

MERRYCHRISTMAS!

BOOZECATS
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boozecats.com posted by Francis Dec 14 2009 01:26 GMT
Fallen Shade

what is this I don't even

The Return of Bruce Wayne
Pirate Batman? *crag* yes.
posted by Lord Crump Dec 11 2009 13:25 GMT
Shit's gonna be EPIC
posted by Lord Crump Dec 11 2009 01:34 GMT
MattTheSpratt

"Why do they all look constipated?"

"Shit's gonna be EPIC"

the Japanese are effin' weird...
posted by OrochiVash Dec 03 2009 03:18 GMT
FrozenWinters
LOLOLOLOL saw it about two years ago
I saw Fantastic Mr. Fox last night; film's hilarious, go see it
posted by Lord Crump Nov 26 2009 11:51 GMT
Goomba

I thought it was hilarious. The style is a bit weird at first, but you get used to it.

Signatures
You know, I've had a link to this site in my sig on another forum for quite some time but I have yet to see any evidence that anyone has taken notice, unfortunately. Goes to show that no matter how much text you cram in to your sig, nobody actually pays...
posted by Lord Crump Dec 03 2009 23:35 GMT
OrochiVash
.....what'd I miss? *blinks*
This is hilarious~!
posted by OrochiVash Dec 04 2009 00:27 GMT
Alpha_StevO
This video has taught me that one can teleport if you have herpes.
GUYS, LET'S ALL GET HERPES!
Kiddielang is now a forced meme
posted by Shadoo.exe Dec 03 2009 23:02 GMT
Alpha_StevO
Okay.
Characters you like that everyone else hates
1. Tingle. I don't get what dumbassery caused this guy to be hated. Is it because he's creepy, being a middle-aged guy who wants to be a fairy? Well no shit, that's the point, and it works. That's why I like him; the character perfectly accomplished the "...
posted by Lord Crump Oct 17 2009 15:40 GMT
Pokemoneinstein
Jar-Jar Binks FTW
Discuss.
posted by Lord Crump Nov 11 2009 12:47 GMT
Fallen Shade
I'm with manjew on this one
lord crump stop posting in the dump
posted by Manpersonguything Nov 20 2009 23:40 GMT
Lord Crump
why
Amazing, Underappreciated Music
posted by Lord Crump Nov 20 2009 03:04 GMT
Public Safety Announcement
posted by Lord Crump Nov 19 2009 23:57 GMT
Slim
Terrorist monkey bitches
Holy hell this is awesome
best mock trailer ever
posted by Lord Crump Nov 19 2009 21:09 GMT
Lord Crump
Yeah, I'm looking forward to a real trailer; that is, if the Thundercats movie hasn't been cancelled
good god I remember this
  Also: http://www.mediafire.com/?fjw1zcy5otz
mediafire.com posted by Lord Crump Nov 11 2009 23:39 GMT
Flar3
after playing the X-naut one, now I remembered it.
This is the most annoying thing I've ever seen in my life
Feel my rage
posted by Lord Crump Oct 20 2009 12:28 GMT
megasico
That didn't bother me at all.
i didn't know there was a dump here. :{
posted by ssg Nov 03 2009 13:54 GMT
a quick three question survey
WHAT is your name
posted by count cannoli Nov 03 2009 01:14 GMT
Orangesoda
I HAVE NO LOLIPOP
My Lost Odyssey Review
I finally got around to finishing the damn game and beating the super hard optional uberboss, so I'll take a moment to jot down my thoughts about the game, going in to detail about some of the key elements of the RPG. GAMEPLAY: The game's battle syste...
posted by Lord Crump Nov 01 2009 01:35 GMT
:(
posted by Lord Crump Oct 20 2009 00:44 GMT
Strong Bad
Amazing.
This is the most awesome thing I've ever seen in my life
Feel my cock
posted by MM Oct 20 2009 13:08 GMT
I don't know why I haven't seen this before
posted by Lord Crump Oct 05 2009 21:10 GMT
megasico
I laughed at how creepy that was

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