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Google brought me to this website, which I thought to be graphically and functionally definitive for the generic image of a small, isolated online board. I have taken the username of Smaug, dragon of the Lonely Mountain, in accordance with the fantasy culture I have observed on this site. I hope to become a productive, intricate member of this community.

I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stile her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing. When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat sh*t. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel....

What is a Poddle, they asked
I didn't respond
Who the *crag* is Poddle, they asked
I didn't respond
Why the *crag* are you Poddle, they asked
I didn't respond

How much I missed you guys

you may recognize me from the Cbox, so hows it hagin?

I was sitting around playing Super Paper Mario waiting for the speed gamers marathon to start, (They are a group of people who play games for charity. this time it is a WEEKLONG mario marathon. go to there site at thespeedgamers.com ) and i saw francis talking about digibutter.nerr, I google searched it, and found this! WHAT'S THE CHANCE! usually a site like this would of died off a long time ago. I am impressed.