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Paper Mario

Posted by Jr The Dark Knight Aug 21 2010 13:56 GMT

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heh this

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Nintendo's Live-Action Metroid Ad Is A Slow, Sexy Treat

Posted by Kotaku Aug 20 2010 04:00 GMT in Metroid: Other M

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#metroid Looks like somebody at Nintendo HQ has been looking at the way Halo is marketed and thought, yes, that'll work for Metroid, too. More »

Why is Nintendo so intent on changing Samus from a badass space bounty hunter/adventurer to some sort of hooker seriously

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awful. also watch as this game is even more unfaithful to traditional metroid than the prime games

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DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES

Posted by Lord Crump Aug 21 2010 04:41 GMT in Final Fantasy VI Advance

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Well I saw a Mag Roader in that commercial.

And a Necromancer.

And Doomgaze

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jesus thats more than I payed for Pearl

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AND THUS, THROUGH THE SWEET, SWEET TASTE OF COCA-COLA, THE WORLD WAS SAVED FROM EVIL

Posted by Lord Crump Aug 21 2010 04:58 GMT in Final Fantasy IX

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Guild Wars 2 is the only MMO that has ever been good ever.

Posted by Popple Aug 21 2010 03:57 GMT

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LET'S HAVE A ANIMU PARTY

Posted by Popple Jul 14 2010 05:01 GMT in The Dump

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oh yea

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that was last week

we don't need a party now

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There's A Few More Than 1-UP In This One

Posted by Kotaku Aug 20 2010 08:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#screengrab This is supposed to be a Mario from every game he's ever been in, but predictably, there are a few missing. Can you name them? By kaycircle, as seen on Go Nintendo. More »

Kotaku begins reporting on GoNintendo.

Next step: GoNintendo begins reporting on Kotaku. And the circle of life continues.

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oh shit

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so guys Im going camping/hiking in the Appalachians for about 2 weeks...

Posted by darkz Aug 20 2010 15:02 GMT

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If I see francis I'll make sure yall know

Im gonna be up in the Blue Ridge to Cascade Falls areas hiking

I'll try and take some pics and post em' in a few days

now heres what i need from you guys:

a list of 10 DS or GBA or both games to take with me, for even the manliest hiker cannot survive without a nightly doseage of nintendo

see you guys in about 2 weeks !

don't expect me to make a Game Maker game about your mountain adventure, too; I'm done with that shit

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What the *crag* is this

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Street Fighter Creator Shows Off His Worst Best Idea, Hasselhoff Vs. Hasselhoff

Posted by Kotaku Aug 19 2010 13:48 GMT in Street Fighter x Tekken

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#screengrab Could the star of Knight Rider pummel the star of Baywatch? Just imagine, David Hasselhoff vs. himself, Hoff vs. Hoff. As shown by Street Fighter producer Yoshinori Ono at today's Street Fighter X Tekken event in Germany (He was kidding — hopefully!). More »

See Tails Doll, Kotaku isn't all bad; every now and then we get articles like these that we probably wouldn't see anywhere else
I'd TOTALLY buy a fighting game about the Hoff

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So guys, should I replay Demon's Souls, should I replay Dragon Age, or should I actually bother to finish FFXIII

Posted by Lord Crump Aug 20 2010 03:57 GMT

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choose wisely

I think finishing a game takes precedence over replaying games

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Also you can transfer endings from Dragon Age to Dragon Age 2 so...

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so guys Im going camping/hiking in the Appalachians for about 2 weeks...

Posted by Slim Aug 20 2010 02:12 GMT

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If I see francis I'll make sure yall know

Im gonna be up in the Blue Ridge to Cascade Falls areas hiking

I'll try and take some pics and post em' in a few days

now heres what i need from you guys:

a list of 10 DS or GBA or both games to take with me, for even the manliest hiker cannot survive without a nightly doseage of nintendo

see you guys in about 2 weeks !

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language

don't expect me to make a Game Maker game about your mountain adventure, too; I'm done with that shit

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Picross 3D, Zelda Spirit Tracks, GTA Chinatown Wars, and TWEWY is my playlist

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so guys Im going camping/hiking in the Appalachians for about 2 weeks...

Posted by Super-Claus Aug 20 2010 01:23 GMT

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If I see francis I'll make sure yall know

Im gonna be up in the Blue Ridge to Cascade Falls areas hiking

I'll try and take some pics and post em' in a few days

now heres what i need from you guys:

a list of 10 DS or GBA or both games to take with me, for even the manliest hiker cannot survive without a nightly doseage of nintendo

see you guys in about 2 weeks !

don't expect me to make a Game Maker game about your mountain adventure, too; I'm done with that shit

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Picross 3D, Zelda Spirit Tracks, GTA Chinatown Wars, and TWEWY is my playlist

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Gender-Bending Game Characters: The Revenge

Posted by Kotaku Aug 20 2010 00:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#art In his last role-reversal gallery, artist David Stonecipher largely interpreted female video game roles as if they were portrayed by male characters. He's followed that up with a gallery of famous male characters, as portrayed by the fairer sex. More »

I thought Sonica was bad, but then I saw this

my childhood has been defiled

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There already was a female Earthworm Jim in one of the games, and she didn't look half as shitty as the one you posted. Only Kotaku would make a post on this guy's bullshit.

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Gookshot

Posted by hawkofrawk Aug 19 2010 23:43 GMT

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Gookshot and Skull hammer only

3 hearts

final destination

Just got the mastersword.

You should superswim everywhere for the rest of your run, shit would be so cash

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oh that reminds me of super clawshots in tp
i should totally do that in ww

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PEANUT BUTTER MOTHER *CRAG*ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT

Posted by Popple Aug 19 2010 08:43 GMT

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WHAT

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oh god this again

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The Gold Card

Posted by Kotaku Aug 19 2010 02:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#howisthisnews Today I got a new credit card. It's actually the same credit card I've had for 14 years. But now it's called the "Chase Freedom" card, which sounds like some piece of shit good only at your participating Family Dollar. More »

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

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what's funny is that kotaku and gonintendo pretty much make up most of the news posts

BANNED ALTHOUGH NO ONE IS HERE

Posted by Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language Aug 19 2010 23:21 GMT

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okay

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Yay, well made AMVs

Posted by FrozenWinters Aug 19 2010 17:35 GMT

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1. Listen to this
2. React
3. Rage at me
4. ???
5. I PROFIT.

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The best demographic you'd get is an autistic 12 year old who thinks they're watching something good when they're not. Though the chance of that here is highly improbable. I'm pretty sure you're going to piss off alot of people in this thread or get alot of sarcastic comments either way though.

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Twenty-Four Years Of Metroid History, Narrated By Samus Aran

Posted by Kotaku Aug 19 2010 02:00 GMT in Metroid: Other M

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#metroid Team Ninja's upcoming Metroid: Other M is heavy on story. But what if you haven't paid attention in past Metroid games? How the hell will you know what's going on? Allow Metroid's heroine Samus Aran to explain. More »

That was amazing. I do belive that just made me splooge.

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Her tone was flat but hearing samus recap the entire metroid series is pretty awesome.

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Breaking News:

Posted by Popple Aug 18 2010 05:51 GMT

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I just pooped myself.

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oh and

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damn

Posted by Slim Aug 19 2010 01:50 GMT

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*crag* us

you forgot the monica mattos horse

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i like how i can tell i typed the most shit

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LittleBigPlanet 2 Gamescom trailer makes beautiful, beautiful music

Posted by Joystiq Aug 17 2010 19:35 GMT in LittleBigPlanet 2

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We know you just got that Passion Pit song from LittleBigPlanet 2's debut trailer out of your head, so we apologize for the video posted just after the break. Sony's Gamescom 2010 press conference offered its crowded attendees a look at even more of the customizable sequel's creation tools, such as the music editor and cutscene direction process. It also shows off more of the main campaign's multitude of colorful backdrops -- all set to the infinitely brain-adhering "Sleepyhead."

Check out the new video after the jump -- and keep your fingers crossed for a chance to get in the upcoming LittleBigPlanet 2 closed beta test.