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As you can see, Betalands C++ Edition is coming along nicely.

Above, Doopliss can be seen wandering backwards and forwards.

Let me tell you about a moment in world five of Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. It's a little late in the game, but it's oh so typical (and not a spoiler, unless you count the placement of platforms as a spoiler). How you feel about this moment will determine how you feel about this game.Read more...

GET YOUR STINKING PAWS OUT OF THIS GAME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE

Say 'present', or *crag*ing anything I don't care

jacobdagun is a hardboiled detective investigating a string of murders in the underbelly of new york city, but discovers the truth goes far deeper than he could possibly imagine

meanwhile franis is meditating in the woods to find inner peace when an enraged bear attacks, franis subdues bear and realizes he has uncontrollable power, while wandering in the woods he meets flavio and his flavio rangers and he does battle with them, flavio is unhappy with his flavio rangers and fires them and flavio joins franis's team, telling him the key to happiness is on the mountain, meanwhile yogi bear and booboo plot to destroy flavio at all costs, being hired thugs by a mysterious shadow organization that has obtained the power of voltron

help i'm scared

Fortran and Nerr 1.5 were out for a highly illegal and immoral Valentine's walk through the fire and the flames. As they went, Nerr 1.5 rested his hand on Fortran's phallic-shaped philosopher's stone. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so octagonal, Fortran was filled with oppressive dread.

"Do you suppose it's SSL-encrypted here?" he asked while on the toilet.

"You transsexual silly," Nerr 1.5 said, tickling Fortran with his the deed to Australia. "It's completely probably illegal."

Just then, an obtuse Nerr 3.0 leapt out from behind a entire DVD boxset of Seinfeld minus the last season and obliterated at an atomic level Nerr 1.5 in the Donkey Kong. "Aaargh!" Nerr 1.5 screamed. 

Things looked broken and leathal. But Fortran, although he was probably glitched but it's still working somehow, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a crippled dingo and, like Count Orlok making love to a pillow of Hatsune Miku by a candle-lit lake on the shore of a moonlit night, beat the Nerr 3.0 in order to further their studies in the arcane art of guessing the length and girth of John Madden's penis until it ran off. "That will teach you to obliterate innocent people."

Then he clasped Nerr 1.5 close. Nerr 1.5 was bleeding using cheats. "My darling," Fortran said, and pressed his lips to Nerr 1.5's entire body.

"I love you," Nerr 1.5 said with great hassle and discomfort, and expired in Fortran's arms.

Fortran never loved again.

have it ignore the censor bypass option too