Super Meat Boy is tough. It's like those sitcom staples, where the playboy character type agrees to take out two attractive young ladies on the same night and tries to juggle both dates at the same time, ultimately failing -- just, you know, instead of dates it's all about jumping past saw blades and instead of attractive human beings, it's about a little gross block of meat who wants to make out with (?) a living bandage. You still with us?

Good, because we'd like to tell you that your Gamerscore in Super Meat Boy on Xbox 360 is poppycock. When the game is ported to the PC, it'll not only have additional characters and levels to go through, but also 30+ Achievements to unlock on Steam, "most rejected by MS for their difficulty," the @SuperMeatBoy Twitter account states. It's a good thing, too: we'd just started getting our self-esteem and confidence back!