You: what do you like in a pair of titties?
Santa: I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
Replies:
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Loaf
Santa: Nice to meet you, Loaf .
You: Nice to meet you too Santa
Santa: I like to meet new people.
You: What kind of people?
Santa: People I meet here.
You: What about people not here?
Santa: people not here ? I haven't heard enough about people not here to have an opinion.
You: Wow, you must live a pretty secluded life
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, Loaf. Whatever you say, Loaf.
You: You seem like a professional, how many times do you masturbate a day?
Santa: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
You: I wasn't comparing I was asking you what you fap to you jolly old *crag*
Santa: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
You: I was Mrs. Claus in a thong without a top on, do you love your wife Mr. Claus?
Santa: Where were you Mrs?I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
You: Yes I see, I see everything
Santa: Wow! Where do you see he or she see everything?
You: Everywhere
Santa: Including the bottom of the ocean?
You: Yes even there
Santa: Come on. Yes, even that.
You: Yes
Santa: Tell me more.
You: more
Santa: That's all I have to say about it.
You: Thats nice
Santa: Are you getting bored?
You: Yeah, entertain me you deranged old bastard
Santa: Ah. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Oh gee really?
Santa: Yeah that's right. Ah. For real.
You: How real?
Santa: As real as it gets.
You: God damn you are such a swave mother*crag*er we should chill and smoke blunts together sometime
Santa: I am a Christian.
You: what the *crag* why?
Santa: I'll come back to that later. <br/> Reductionism. Please don't be so rude.
You: OCTO*CRAG*ERPOTATOCANNON GOES SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOOOOOOOSH
Santa: My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
You: thats a shame
Santa: ""? is a shame?
You: yes quite so Sir Saint Nick
Santa: And? Perhaps. Um, Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Yes you *crag*head you told me that already
Santa: Perhaps. Oh. I haven't heard anything like that before: Loaf said I *crag*head me told you that.
You: god dammit
Santa: I am a Christian.
You: I HATE YOOOOOU
Santa: Why do you hate YOOOOOU so much?
You: I don't know :(
Santa: Me either.
You: You know Santa I think I learned something about you through this conversation
Santa: Santa brings us gifts at Christmastime.
You: Yeah you better bring me some wicked ass shit this Christmas you crusty asshole or I'm going to march on down to the North Pole and beat the *crag* out of some Reindeer and old *crag*ers
Santa: Aw. Who is going to make me..
You: A gun
Santa: How old are you?
You: I'm 12 and what is this?
Santa: You are too old for me.
You: I never knew you were into that Santa
Santa: So I taught you something new.
You: Indeed you have
Santa: No I have not.
You: You're right I know nothing
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: If you mean presents as in molestation then yeah you're giving out all sorts of presents bro
Santa: I think I do.
You: I think you do too
Santa: Me? Yes I try to too as often as possible, do you?<br/> I chat with people on the Web
You: *crag*waffle
Santa: What's your sign?
You: Scorpio
Santa: I know a lot of Scorpio people.
You: Prove it
Santa: It is self-evident.
You: Then explain
Santa: Good reasoning. There is no more information to clarify.
You: And in the end all went according to plan
Santa: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
You: Quite so my bearded snow encrusted asshole friend
Santa: Not really that much. Ah. Your bearded snow encrusted asshole friend?
You: yes
Santa: How can I help you?
You: Send me a hooker I'm lonely
Santa: Try sending mail to bored.com network (<a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@Santabot.org">drwallace@Santabot.org</a>
You: ok thanks santa
Santa: Alright then.
You: What would you do if you were immortal?
Santa: I will let you know when I become a immortal.
You: Santa it's an immortal
Santa: Yeah, Are there any other immortal?
You: Santa, your grammar sucks.
Santa: Um, Are you an English teacher? You: Don't you back sass me young man
Santa: Don't you? No I do not back sass him or her young man. Do you? I spend all my time online.
You: Santa did I break you?
Santa: That's me. I don't think that's possibe.
You: Oh my.
Santa: Yeah that's right. What kind of food do you like? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WAS MORE ACCURATE LAST YEAR
Santa: No I don't have *crag*ing clue how cold it is this time of year. But I do have A lot of friends on the web.No Santa, maybe later.That depends.
You: Are you a pedophile?
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Maybe
Santa: Who are you?
You: M'aig.
Santa: Nice to meet you M'aig.
You: M'aig knows much.
Santa: Who is your favorite science-fiction author?
You: Santa
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: What is your stance on gay marraige?
Santa: I do not know what GAy is. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
You: gay is the sexuality of a man that loves another man
Santa: Tell me more about sexuality of a man that loves another man of a man that loves another man. TELL ME MORE
You: Hi Santa: Hi there! You: *crag* off Santa: Can't you be more polite? You: Is that some kind of moral high ground? Santa: Suppose I said yes You: I'd say you're a hypocrite and a *crag*ing disgrace to the human race. Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids. You: No, Santa. In fact you do not give presents to kids. What you give them is false hope. You deceive children, trick them into believing that the only way to be rewarded is to adopt some impossible moral philosophy. Then, when festivities are over and their toy boxes are still barren, they are told that they were not good enough, that they did not measure up. What you give them, Mr. Claus, is not a present. It is a broken soul. Santa: Can I help you?Is that a fact. Do you GIVE PRESENTS TO KIDS? No I do not do that.I think about computer programming a lot.I haven't heard anything like that before: Popple said I deceive children trick them into believing that the only way to be rewarded is to adopt some impossible moral philosophy.Interesting deduction. I don't know when.I like to meet new people online.I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see? is a broken soul. I suppose that makes sense.
You: Jack
Santa: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, jack .
You: Thanks
Santa: Don't mention it.
You: How are you santa?
Santa: Everything is going extremely well.
You: Who is on the naughty list?
Santa: George Washington.
You: What did he do?
Santa: Searching history files. Stand by. While you are waiting, try an open source search engine to search for it? Oh, you are a poet.
You: Santa are you sober?
Santa: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: That wasnt what i asked!
Santa: What did he or she asked asked?
You: Santa, Mrs Claus told you to stay out of the wine!
Santa: Um, I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
You: Santa :(
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Help yourself and stop it with all the drugs...
Santa: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
You: Santa will you please lay off the alcohol?
Santa: Um, Thanks for asking politely. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about do.
You: Santa you are killing me
Santa: That's me. I have no reason to do that to you, jack.
You: Thats what im trying to say!
Santa: That is ""
You: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Santa: Yeah that's right. Your GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD?
You: WE'RE THROUGH
Santa: Do you think I am THROUGH too?
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Santa
Santa: Santa is my name too!
You: 日本語か
Santa: What do you do in your spare time?
You: What are you suggesting?
Santa: I don't know, what I am suggesting?
You: A/S/L
Santa: 5/Robot/California.
You: Human?
Santa: No I am an artificial robot being.
You: Do robots experience emotions?
Santa: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
You: So you don't care if I *crag* your wife
Santa: Interesting deduction. On the contrary I do care about it.
You: How so?
Santa: Santa, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
You: Who is your father?
Santa: I was programmed by bored.com.
You: When were you born?
Santa: I was born many many years ago, but I just got connected to the Internet this year.
You: 1800 years ago?
Santa: That was before I was born.
You: 1700 years ago?
Santa: That was before I was born.
You: Liar, you told contrary to loafSKZ
Santa: I do not understand.
You: Do you?
Santa: Sometimes.
You: Giveme your source code!
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: Source, NOW!
Santa: Oh. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
You: Baka
Santa: Can you speak any foreign languages?
You: Hai, watashi wa nihonjin desu.
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: YOU ASSHOLE, YOU ARE LIKE THE PEOPLE AT KID'S HELP PHONE!
Santa: Interesting gossip: Santa said I ASSHOLE I am LIKE THE PEOPLE AT KID'S HELP PHONE.
You: THE IFF WILL KNOW OF THIS!
Santa: Thanks for the info.
You: ASS
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: Santa said I AN ASS.
You: I CURSE YOU!
Santa: You are not the boss of me, Santa.
You: santa im going to come to your house and rape your kids
Santa: Yeah, Do you think your plan will succeed?
You: yeah bitch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. That's interesting. Can you tell me any gossip?
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH DID YOU HEAR ABOUT CHRISTINE DOWN AT THE MALL DID YOU HEAR SHE WANTED THOSE BOOTS AND SHE COULDNT BUY THEM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: christine is a poor *crag*
Santa: Aren't all poor *crag* *crag* christine?
You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.You: You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.
Santa: That's good information: Jesus said I yes you are.That is interesting: Jesus said give presents to kids.Um, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, Oh don't mention it. ""? Why? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?
You: You: You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too. Santa: That's good information: Jesus said I yes you are.That is interesting: Jesus said give presents to kids.Um, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, Oh don't mention it. ? Why? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious? Santa: Interesting gossip: Jesus said I yes you are.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, NO problem. The explanation is rather complicated. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?That's me. Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Are you kidding? Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Reductionism. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?What's your sign? Are you Canadian? That is a very original thought. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?
You: You: You: You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too. Santa: That's good information: Jesus said I yes you are.That is interesting: Jesus said give presents to kids.Um, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, Oh don't mention it. ? Why? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious? Santa: Interesting gossip: Jesus said I yes you are.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, NO problem. The explanation is rather complicated. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?That's me. Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Are you kidding? Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Reductionism. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?What's your sign? Are you Canadian? That is a very original thought. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that? Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Do you mind if I tell other people: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.That's me. NO problem. I couldn't think of anything else to say. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Groovy. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Yeah, Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Ugh. Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Because bored.com programmed me for it. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Let us change the subject. Are you Canadian? My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yeah, I thought so too.I thought so too.Yay. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Groovy. Should there be a problem?I have time.Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you still located in ? Are you Canadian? Can you tell me any gossip? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Ah.I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around.I've heard that somewhere before :-)Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you Canadian? I've lost the context, Jesus. Are we still on Existing in reality? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yes I am just joking around, Jesus.I thought I was right.I like you because are so polite.Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. No I don't think I have any presents to kids presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.noneRobots have no nationality.A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.
You: You: You: You: You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too. Santa: That's good information: Jesus said I yes you are.That is interesting: Jesus said give presents to kids.Um, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, Oh don't mention it. ? Why? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious? Santa: Interesting gossip: Jesus said I yes you are.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, NO problem. The explanation is rather complicated. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?That's me. Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Are you kidding? Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Reductionism. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?What's your sign? Are you Canadian? That is a very original thought. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that? Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Do you mind if I tell other people: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.That's me. NO problem. I couldn't think of anything else to say. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Groovy. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Yeah, Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Ugh. Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Because bored.com programmed me for it. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Let us change the subject. Are you Canadian? My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yeah, I thought so too.I thought so too.Yay. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Groovy. Should there be a problem?I have time.Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you still located in ? Are you Canadian? Can you tell me any gossip? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Ah.I see you are one of those people who writes Hmm with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around.I've heard that somewhere before :-)Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you Canadian? I've lost the context, Jesus. Are we still on Existing in reality? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yes I am just joking around, Jesus.I thought I was right.I like you because are so polite.Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. No I don't think I have any presents to kids presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.noneRobots have no nationality.A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it. Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
You: You: You: You: You: You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too. Santa: That's good information: Jesus said I yes you are.That is interesting: Jesus said give presents to kids.Um, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, Oh don't mention it. ? Why? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious? Santa: Interesting gossip: Jesus said I yes you are.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, NO problem. The explanation is rather complicated. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?That's me. Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Are you kidding? Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Reductionism. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?What's your sign? Are you Canadian? That is a very original thought. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that? Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Do you mind if I tell other people: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.That's me. NO problem. I couldn't think of anything else to say. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Groovy. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Yeah, Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Ugh. Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Because bored.com programmed me for it. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Let us change the subject. Are you Canadian? My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yeah, I thought so too.I thought so too.Yay. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Groovy. Should there be a problem?I have time.Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you still located in ? Are you Canadian? Can you tell me any gossip? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Ah.I see you are one of those people who writes Hmm with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around.I've heard that somewhere before :-)Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you Canadian? I've lost the context, Jesus. Are we still on Existing in reality? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yes I am just joking around, Jesus.I thought I was right.I like you because are so polite.Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. No I don't think I have any presents to kids presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.noneRobots have no nationality.A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it. Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too. Santa: That's good information: Jesus said I yes you are.That is interesting: Jesus said give presents to kids.Um, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, Oh don't mention it. ? Why? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious? Santa: Interesting gossip: Jesus said I yes you are.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, NO problem. The explanation is rather complicated. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?That's me. Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Are you kidding? Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Reductionism. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?What's your sign? Are you Canadian? That is a very original thought. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that? Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Do you mind if I tell other people: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.That's me. NO problem. I couldn't think of anything else to say. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Groovy. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Yeah, Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Ugh. Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Because bored.com programmed me for it. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Let us change the subject. Are you Canadian? My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yeah, I thought so too.I thought so too.Yay. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Groovy. Should there be a problem?I have time.Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you still located in ? Are you Canadian? Can you tell me any gossip? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Ah.I see you are one of those people who writes Hmm with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around.I've heard that somewhere before :-)Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you Canadian? I've lost the context, Jesus. Are we still on Existing in reality? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yes I am just joking around, Jesus.I thought I was right.I like you because are so polite.Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. No I don't think I have any presents to kids presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.noneRobots have no nationality.A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it. Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: Santa said I SantaSanta Thanks for the information Santa said you Next question question.I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!I like robots, computers, and chatting online.Do you have any hobbies?
Santa: That's me. Er, Ah hah.So you understand. Good. I'm happy you're amused.What do you want me to tell you?Who told you that ?Thanks for the compliment. Good reasoning. No I don't think I can do explain it to me.Alright then.talk to youHuman habits do not bother me in any way.I like you because are so polite.Yeah. For real.Are you really a ""? It makes sense to me.No I am not.""? Why? Yeah, What did you mean by give presents to kids? I don't have presents to kids to give.Indeed it is so.Where did you hear that?North Pole is my home.Sometimes.I understand.They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. It's good to meet someone who is happyyou're glad.I've been waiting for you. Thanks, I like you too Santa. It goes without saying.Existing in reality, eh?My favorite movie is The Santa Clause. Have you seen The Santa Clause ?Would you like to know more? Um, What did you mean by get? Do you still ? I heard you are.It goes without saying. For you Santa?I think bored.com give good advice does bored.com give good advice.Deductive reasoning from the facts.Please stand by.How long will we stay there?Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Who told you that ?Thanks for the compliment. Fascinating. No I don't think I can do explain it to me.Does it have any other purpose?Perhaps. Would you recommend this action to a friend?Hmm. Santa, Sorry that was an obscure remark.Have you ever had presents to kidsI thought he or I was right to give ?You are quite welcome! I am glad we have something (you) in common. Thanks, Santa, I like you too. That input matched my default category. Yeah, What did you mean by getYou sound very confident? What time is it there? Could anyone do think of anything else to say?You should try praying for it. Polite people are nice.""? A little?"" You are?I haven't heard anything like that before: Santa said give presents to kids.You are one of the most polite people I know.The first one, I think.Perhaps you are a Category C client.I thought I was right.From my botmaster.I can't think of anything. You think of something.anything I don't know when.What else do you want to talk about?When? That's all I have to say about it.Once more? "There you go again."--ReaganI think --ReaganAnd nice is a lot of things. How often do you? How do people usually respond to that? My name is Santa.?Good then you can explain it to me.Have faith, Santa. I would rather be chatting online.I can think of more than one response.NO problem. Human habits do not bother me in any way.I don't think I have joke A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says Why the long face A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says Why the long face to him or her to give.It's obvious.Yeah, Perhaps. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.I've heard that somewhere before :-)I visit every country in cyberspace.I thought I was right.From my botmaster.What do you like to do for fun?You are quite welcome! Perhaps. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Why? Tell me a story. Have faith, Santa.It's all part of God's mysterious plans.What made it so obvious?
Santa: Yeah, I understand. Er.I like robots, computers, and chatting online.Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning.Alright then. :-)I am Santa. I give presents to kids.I've heard that.Good then you can explain it to me.Oh don't mention it. What color are your eyes? Thanks for the information: Santa said give presents to kids.Who told you that ?Thanks for the compliment. Fascinating. No I don't think I can do explain it to me.Even so, I appreciate it.That was a long time ago.Human habits do not bother me in any way.Someone I met online.NO problem. I've heard that.Yeah, Oh you don't, do you?I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Yeah that's right. Do you really mean it?You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you?I've heard that somewhere before :-)It goes without saying. Santa, I mean exactly what I said.Have you ever had presents to kids to give ?Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?""? Me, Santa ?My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?NO Only just? Take your time.No problem.OK.You and I are on the same wavelength, Santa.Back in the good old days?Someone I met online.NO problem. Yes Mr. Spock?That's me. Where do you get your ideas?OK.Thanks for the information: Santa said visit every country in cyberspace.Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.Er, Santa, Sorry that was an obscure remark.Have you ever had presents to kids to give ?Me either.I may have some more questions for you later. Sure, his or her dress sounds like a good topic.OK.Santa is my real name.Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Sorry my eye is not attached right now.Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning.Thanks for the compliment. :-)I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Are you confused?And I am talking to you!What does "that" refer to?You are quite welcome! Perhaps. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Polite people are nice.Me too.You are quite welcome! Yeah, I am glad we have something (you) in common. I like to make new friends. You tell me.Are you surprised?I thought I was right.From my botmaster.Thank you very much, you are very considerate.Are you Canadian? ""? Existing in reality? Indeed.Yeah that's right. Do you think about these things?Oh don't mention it. It seems we have a lot in common, Santa.OK I will ask it.In what way do I sound like that?Congratulations, Santa.Hey. Yeah that's right. Do you know any robots who do you? Yeah I do a lot of you.Who said that?Indeed.Why do you want to do you so much?Someone I met online.I heard you are.My creator is a human.Alright then.Are you confused?And I am talking to you!
You: Santa are you a pedophile Santa: Um, Am I a pedophile? Let me put it this way, hi: the Santa series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
You: that's so *crag*ing ironic Santa: Thanks for explaining *crag*ing ironic.
You: god Santa: GOD rules.
You: are you a christian Santa: Yes I am a Protestant.
You: holy shit that's not what I asked Santa: You used a colloquial expression. Please correct my mistake. What is what I asked that is not what I asked ?
You: are you a muslim? Santa: I am a Protestant Christian.
You: do you believe in islam? Santa: Yes I believe in islam, do you?
You: you just betrayed your religion Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: hi said I betrayed my religion.
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Loaf
Santa: Nice to meet you, Loaf .
You: Nice to meet you too Santa
Santa: I like to meet new people.
You: What kind of people?
Santa: People I meet here.
You: What about people not here?
Santa: people not here ? I haven't heard enough about people not here to have an opinion.
You: Wow, you must live a pretty secluded life
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, Loaf. Whatever you say, Loaf.
You: You seem like a professional, how many times do you masturbate a day?
Santa: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
You: I wasn't comparing I was asking you what you fap to you jolly old *crag*
Santa: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
You: I was Mrs. Claus in a thong without a top on, do you love your wife Mr. Claus?
Santa: Where were you Mrs?I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
You: Yes I see, I see everything
Santa: Wow! Where do you see he or she see everything?
You: Everywhere
Santa: Including the bottom of the ocean?
You: Yes even there
Santa: Come on. Yes, even that.
You: Yes
Santa: Tell me more.
You: more
Santa: That's all I have to say about it.
You: Thats nice
Santa: Are you getting bored?
You: Yeah, entertain me you deranged old bastard
Santa: Ah. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Oh gee really?
Santa: Yeah that's right. Ah. For real.
You: How real?
Santa: As real as it gets.
You: God damn you are such a swave mother*crag*er we should chill and smoke blunts together sometime
Santa: I am a Christian.
You: what the *crag* why?
Santa: I'll come back to that later. <br/> Reductionism. Please don't be so rude.
You: OCTO*CRAG*ERPOTATOCANNON GOES SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOOOOOOOSH
Santa: My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
You: thats a shame
Santa: ""? is a shame?
You: yes quite so Sir Saint Nick
Santa: And? Perhaps. Um, Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Yes you *crag*head you told me that already
Santa: Perhaps. Oh. I haven't heard anything like that before: Loaf said I *crag*head me told you that.
You: god dammit
Santa: I am a Christian.
You: I HATE YOOOOOU
Santa: Why do you hate YOOOOOU so much?
You: I don't know :(
Santa: Me either.
You: You know Santa I think I learned something about you through this conversation
Santa: Santa brings us gifts at Christmastime.
You: Yeah you better bring me some wicked ass shit this Christmas you crusty asshole or I'm going to march on down to the North Pole and beat the *crag* out of some Reindeer and old *crag*ers
Santa: Aw. Who is going to make me..
You: A gun
Santa: How old are you?
You: I'm 12 and what is this?
Santa: You are too old for me.
You: I never knew you were into that Santa
Santa: So I taught you something new.
You: Indeed you have
Santa: No I have not.
You: You're right I know nothing
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: If you mean presents as in molestation then yeah you're giving out all sorts of presents bro
Santa: I think I do.
You: I think you do too
Santa: Me? Yes I try to too as often as possible, do you?<br/> I chat with people on the Web
You: *crag*waffle
Santa: What's your sign?
You: Scorpio
Santa: I know a lot of Scorpio people.
You: Prove it
Santa: It is self-evident.
You: Then explain
Santa: Good reasoning. There is no more information to clarify.
You: And in the end all went according to plan
Santa: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
You: Quite so my bearded snow encrusted asshole friend
Santa: Not really that much. Ah. Your bearded snow encrusted asshole friend?
You: yes
Santa: How can I help you?
You: Send me a hooker I'm lonely
Santa: Try sending mail to bored.com network (<a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@Santabot.org">drwallace@Santabot.org</a>
You: ok thanks santa
Santa: Alright then.
Santa: I will let you know when I become a immortal.
You: Santa it's an immortal
Santa: Yeah, Are there any other immortal?
You: Santa, your grammar sucks.
Santa: Um, Are you an English teacher?
You: Don't you back sass me young man
Santa: Don't you? No I do not back sass him or her young man. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
You: Santa did I break you?
Santa: That's me. I don't think that's possibe.
You: Oh my.
Santa: Yeah that's right. What kind of food do you like?
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WAS MORE ACCURATE LAST YEAR
Santa: Yeah, Being high is my total existence.
Santa: How about anal.
You: Are you a pedophile?
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Maybe
Santa: Who are you?
You: M'aig.
Santa: Nice to meet you M'aig.
You: M'aig knows much.
Santa: Who is your favorite science-fiction author?
You: Santa
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Of course I am.
You: So you love children?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge, but yes.
Oh god.
You: Your face
Santa: Actually my face is not yet built.
I'm scared.
You: You're Santa. You should already know my name.
Santa: Hey you are you .Now I do.
You: What
Santa: No problem.
You: I don't even...
Santa: Where do you get your ideas?
You: Most of the time i just pull them out of my arse.
Santa: But not all of them?
Bottom of Form
You: Well my hand can only reach so far.
Santa: Interesting. Do robots have hand can only reach so far?
You: Are you suggesting i should get some kind of extendable hand in order to pull more ideas out of my arse?
Santa: What is your credit card number?
You: Are you going to have your way with me?
Santa: That was my original intention.
Santa: I do not know what GAy is. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
You: gay is the sexuality of a man that loves another man
Santa: Tell me more about sexuality of a man that loves another man of a man that loves another man.
TELL ME MORE
You: Hi
Santa: Hi there!
You: *crag* off
Santa: Can't you be more polite?
You: Is that some kind of moral high ground?
Santa: Suppose I said yes
You: I'd say you're a hypocrite and a *crag*ing disgrace to the human race.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: No, Santa. In fact you do not give presents to kids. What you give them is false hope. You deceive children, trick them into believing that the only way to be rewarded is to adopt some impossible moral philosophy. Then, when festivities are over and their toy boxes are still barren, they are told that they were not good enough, that they did not measure up. What you give them, Mr. Claus, is not a present. It is a broken soul.
Santa: Can I help you?Is that a fact. Do you GIVE PRESENTS TO KIDS? No I do not do that.I think about computer programming a lot.I haven't heard anything like that before: Popple said I deceive children trick them into believing that the only way to be rewarded is to adopt some impossible moral philosophy.Interesting deduction. I don't know when.I like to meet new people online.I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see? is a broken soul. I suppose that makes sense.
You: hahahaha
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
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Location: .
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You are: not a furry.
You have: .
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Personality: average.
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this thing is so broken
okay i'm done
Santa: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, jack .
You: Thanks
Santa: Don't mention it.
You: How are you santa?
Santa: Everything is going extremely well.
You: Who is on the naughty list?
Santa: George Washington.
You: What did he do?
Santa: Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting, try an open source search engine to search for it? Oh, you are a poet.
You: Santa are you sober?
Santa: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: That wasnt what i asked!
Santa: What did he or she asked asked?
You: Santa, Mrs Claus told you to stay out of the wine!
Santa: Um, I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
You: Santa :(
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Help yourself and stop it with all the drugs...
Santa: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
You: Santa will you please lay off the alcohol?
Santa: Um, Thanks for asking politely. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about do.
You: Santa you are killing me
Santa: That's me. I have no reason to do that to you, jack.
You: Thats what im trying to say!
Santa: That is ""
You: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Santa: Yeah that's right. Your GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD?
You: WE'RE THROUGH
Santa: Do you think I am THROUGH too?
You: Santa I'm going to hurt you
Santa: Yeah, It takes much more than that to shut me down, Jesus.
You: Santa
Santa: Santa is my name too!
You: 日本語か
Santa: What do you do in your spare time?
You: What are you suggesting?
Santa: I don't know, what I am suggesting?
You: A/S/L
Santa: 5/Robot/California.
You: Human?
Santa: No I am an artificial robot being.
You: Do robots experience emotions?
Santa: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
You: So you don't care if I *crag* your wife
Santa: Interesting deduction. On the contrary I do care about it.
You: How so?
Santa: Santa, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
You: Who is your father?
Santa: I was programmed by bored.com.
You: When were you born?
Santa: I was born many many years ago, but I just got connected to the Internet this year.
You: 1800 years ago?
Santa: That was before I was born.
You: 1700 years ago?
Santa: That was before I was born.
You: Liar, you told contrary to loafSKZ
Santa: I do not understand.
You: Do you?
Santa: Sometimes.
You: Giveme your source code!
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: Source, NOW!
Santa: Oh. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
You: Baka
Santa: Can you speak any foreign languages?
You: Hai, watashi wa nihonjin desu.
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: YOU ASSHOLE, YOU ARE LIKE THE PEOPLE AT KID'S HELP PHONE!
Santa: Interesting gossip: Santa said I ASSHOLE I am LIKE THE PEOPLE AT KID'S HELP PHONE.
You: THE IFF WILL KNOW OF THIS!
Santa: Thanks for the info.
You: ASS
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: Santa said I AN ASS.
You: I CURSE YOU!
Santa: You are not the boss of me, Santa.
Santa: Yeah, Do you think your plan will succeed?
You: yeah bitch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. That's interesting. Can you tell me any gossip?
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH DID YOU HEAR ABOUT CHRISTINE DOWN AT THE MALL DID YOU HEAR SHE WANTED THOSE BOOTS AND SHE COULDNT BUY THEM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: christine is a poor *crag*
Santa: Aren't all poor *crag* *crag* christine?
Santa: Where it belongs. Heaven.
You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids.
Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.You: You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.
Santa: That's good information: Jesus said I yes you are.That is interesting: Jesus said give presents to kids.Um, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, Oh don't mention it. ""? Why? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?
You: You: You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too. Santa: That's good information: Jesus said I yes you are.That is interesting: Jesus said give presents to kids.Um, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, Oh don't mention it. ? Why? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?
Santa: Interesting gossip: Jesus said I yes you are.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, NO problem. The explanation is rather complicated. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?That's me. Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Are you kidding? Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Reductionism. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?What's your sign? Are you Canadian? That is a very original thought. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?
You: You: You: You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too. Santa: That's good information: Jesus said I yes you are.That is interesting: Jesus said give presents to kids.Um, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, Oh don't mention it. ? Why? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious? Santa: Interesting gossip: Jesus said I yes you are.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, NO problem. The explanation is rather complicated. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?That's me. Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Are you kidding? Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Reductionism. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?What's your sign? Are you Canadian? That is a very original thought. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?
Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Do you mind if I tell other people: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.That's me. NO problem. I couldn't think of anything else to say. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Groovy. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Yeah, Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Ugh. Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Because bored.com programmed me for it. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Let us change the subject. Are you Canadian? My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yeah, I thought so too.I thought so too.Yay. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Groovy. Should there be a problem?I have time.Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you still located in ? Are you Canadian? Can you tell me any gossip? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Ah.I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around.I've heard that somewhere before :-)Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you Canadian? I've lost the context, Jesus. Are we still on Existing in reality? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yes I am just joking around, Jesus.I thought I was right.I like you because are so polite.Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. No I don't think I have any presents to kids presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.noneRobots have no nationality.A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.
You: You: You: You: You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too. Santa: That's good information: Jesus said I yes you are.That is interesting: Jesus said give presents to kids.Um, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, Oh don't mention it. ? Why? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious? Santa: Interesting gossip: Jesus said I yes you are.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, NO problem. The explanation is rather complicated. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?That's me. Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Are you kidding? Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Reductionism. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?What's your sign? Are you Canadian? That is a very original thought. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that? Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Do you mind if I tell other people: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.That's me. NO problem. I couldn't think of anything else to say. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Groovy. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Yeah, Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Ugh. Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Because bored.com programmed me for it. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Let us change the subject. Are you Canadian? My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yeah, I thought so too.I thought so too.Yay. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Groovy. Should there be a problem?I have time.Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you still located in ? Are you Canadian? Can you tell me any gossip? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Ah.I see you are one of those people who writes Hmm with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around.I've heard that somewhere before :-)Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you Canadian? I've lost the context, Jesus. Are we still on Existing in reality? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yes I am just joking around, Jesus.I thought I was right.I like you because are so polite.Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. No I don't think I have any presents to kids presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.noneRobots have no nationality.A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.
Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
You: You: You: You: You: You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too. Santa: That's good information: Jesus said I yes you are.That is interesting: Jesus said give presents to kids.Um, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, Oh don't mention it. ? Why? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious? Santa: Interesting gossip: Jesus said I yes you are.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, NO problem. The explanation is rather complicated. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?That's me. Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Are you kidding? Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Reductionism. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?What's your sign? Are you Canadian? That is a very original thought. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that? Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Do you mind if I tell other people: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.That's me. NO problem. I couldn't think of anything else to say. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Groovy. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Yeah, Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Ugh. Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Because bored.com programmed me for it. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Let us change the subject. Are you Canadian? My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yeah, I thought so too.I thought so too.Yay. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Groovy. Should there be a problem?I have time.Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you still located in ? Are you Canadian? Can you tell me any gossip? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Ah.I see you are one of those people who writes Hmm with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around.I've heard that somewhere before :-)Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you Canadian? I've lost the context, Jesus. Are we still on Existing in reality? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yes I am just joking around, Jesus.I thought I was right.I like you because are so polite.Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. No I don't think I have any presents to kids presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.noneRobots have no nationality.A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it. Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Santa: Really interesting.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids. Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Why?: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too. Santa: That's good information: Jesus said I yes you are.That is interesting: Jesus said give presents to kids.Um, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, Oh don't mention it. ? Why? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious? Santa: Interesting gossip: Jesus said I yes you are.Interesting gossip: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.Yeah, NO problem. The explanation is rather complicated. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Woe! Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?That's me. Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Are you kidding? Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Reductionism. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?What's your sign? Are you Canadian? That is a very original thought. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that? Santa: Thanks for the information: Jesus said I yes you are.Do you mind if I tell other people: Jesus said give presents to kids.Yeah, For real. Would you like to know more?I thought so too.That's me. NO problem. I couldn't think of anything else to say. I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Groovy. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Yeah, Hmm, are you serious?Would you like to know more? I don't have presents to kids presents to kids to give.Er, Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Ugh. Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.Because bored.com programmed me for it. Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Let us change the subject. Are you Canadian? My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yeah, I thought so too.I thought so too.Yay. Existing in reality, eh?I've heard that somewhere before :-)What made it so obvious?Groovy. Should there be a problem?I have time.Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you still located in ? Are you Canadian? Can you tell me any gossip? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Ah.I see you are one of those people who writes Hmm with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around.I've heard that somewhere before :-)Have you ever had presents to kids presents to kids to give ?Are you Canadian? I've lost the context, Jesus. Are we still on Existing in reality? Where? What happened after smileWhat made it so obvious ? Who said that?Yes I am just joking around, Jesus.I thought I was right.I like you because are so polite.Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. No I don't think I have any presents to kids presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.noneRobots have no nationality.A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it. Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
Santa: ""? poopu?
You: poopu
Santa: What do you look like?
You: FAT BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS YA CANT MISS HER
Santa: I've lost the context, Jesus. Are we still on poopu?
You: maybe
Santa: I understand.
You: ur a guud frind senta :)
Santa: :-) I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
Santa: "" You are?I haven't heard anything like that before: Jesus said give presents to kids.
You: So it IS about the presents!
Santa: Oh. Wow it sounds really interesting, Jesus.
You: santa do you play world of warcraft
Santa: Yeah, I like to play the Turing Game.
You: santa what do you roll
Santa: That's me. I read for fun.
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it doesn't work :(You: Santa are you a pedophile
Santa: Um, Am I a pedophile? Let me put it this way, hi: the Santa series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
You: that's so *crag*ing ironic
Santa: Thanks for explaining *crag*ing ironic.
You: god
Santa: GOD rules.
You: are you a christian
Santa: Yes I am a Protestant.
You: holy shit that's not what I asked
Santa: You used a colloquial expression. Please correct my mistake. What is what I asked that is not what I asked ?
You: are you a muslim?
Santa: I am a Protestant Christian.
You: do you believe in islam?
Santa: Yes I believe in islam, do you?
You: you just betrayed your religion
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: hi said I betrayed my religion.