The mere mention a a "motorstorm" itself sounds pretty apocalyptic t' us. Just imagine: 1000-pound engine blocks falling from the sky! Given that, can ye even begin t' imagine how severe a MotorStorm Apocalypse could be? Well, ye don't have t', it be happening, as Sony has announced the game's April 12 release date on the PlayStation Blog.

With two months t' go until the arrival, ye've still got some time t' save like, so, so many booty for that 3D TV. ye'll want t' experience the Apocalypse the way it be meant t' be played -- in "mind-blowing 3D," a course. Right?