So there is this movie my Mom made me go see with her once called To Save a Life.

It is a Christian inspirational film that they PAID TO HAVE SHOWN IN THE LOCAL THEATER.

Anyway, it has the best plot ever.

EVER.

It is basically the story of this dumb ass kid who grows up with this black kid and the movie starts out AT THE BLACK KIDS *CRAG*ING FUNERAL.

He flashes back to when he first met him, which is when the black kid pushed him out of the street because he was going to get hit by a car.

Except the black kid GETS HIT BY THE CAR INSTEAD.

Flash forward and the MC is now on a basketball team in high school broing out with his jock bros about to go to a sick kegger when his crippled black friend comes up and is like "I thought we were going to hang out tonight?." and MC is like "Okay." and then ABANDONS HIM ANYWAY.

I want you to take a minute to fully appreciate this scenario. This kid is now in with the jocks and has abandoned his friend who can't be part of that group because he became crippled SAVING HIS LIFE.

So what happens next? Does Jesus come to the rescue? Do they see the light of God and realize the error of their ways?

No.

The black kid shoots up the school.

And then MC is standing right there. Standing right in front of this black kid shooting up a school. And what does he do? Does he shoot his one and only friend who abandoned him? The person who is responsible for ruining his entire life?

No.

In front of MC, in front of this complete douche who has completely broken him, he POINTS THE GUN AT HIS *CRAG*ING HEAD AND BLOWS HIS MOTHER *CRAG*ING BRAINS OUT.

And that is just the first 15 minutes.

The rest of the movie covers topics ranging from suicidal asians, knocked up girlfriends, and a pastor's son who becomes the main villain and ruins everyone's life because *CRAG* IT.

So the question is, do you want to see this movie?