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Popple: God damn it

Popple: This is the worst day ever

Popple: And it is only 1 AM

Flavio: lolwat

Flavio: poor popple

Popple: Man I used to think Hussie was cool

Popple: But *crag* man

Popple: And it takes a lot to get into my cool club man

Popple: That is some exclusive mother *truckers* right thar

Popple: The most IPs

Popple: mspa is dead to me

Popple: It ended in a most dramatic fashion

Popple: I shed my first tear on that day

Popple: And twas it a day

Popple: A day that will live in infamy for all eternity

loafSKZ: wat

loafSKZ: I don't get it

loafSKZ: why

Popple: I know right

Popple: It's like

Flavio: pops is butthurt that Tavros appeared in ONE panel

Flavio: in hell

Flavio: and is completely irrelevent at this point

Flavio: and probably will remain to be so for a long time

Popple: How could someone come up with something that is so amazing and so closureing at the same time

Popple: It is like

Popple: What

Flavio: and even then he probably won't be important

Popple: I mean it is basically going to be put into the history books

Popple: The first and only webcomic to be taught in College level literature courses

loafSKZ: Tarvos was meant to be the punching bag character

loafSKZ: And the whole hell thing was probably to get the fanbase to shut the *crag* up about dead trolls

Popple: It has nothing to do with how important he may or may not be

Popple: Hussie just showed his hand

Popple: He showed us that what happens to the characters means JACK SHIT

Popple: It was never about the characters

Popple: He just wants to tell his bloated universe creation story

loafSKZ: As I said

loafSKZ: To get the fanbase to shut the *crag* up

loafSKZ: about dead trolls

Popple: Yeah I know

Popple: Respect lost

loafSKZ: I guess in a sense yeah thats some bullshit

Popple: y no 1 listen to flutter-shy

Flavio: Tavros will appear in like a thousand pages from now

Flavio: for one panel

Popple: Flavio you are missing the point

Flavio: He is dead and completely irrelvent to the main action, how can you say that is nothing?

Flavio: Deaths do mean something

Popple: No it doesn't

Popple: Tavros was always a gag

Popple: THAT IS ALL HE WAS

Flavio: Equius was always a gag

Popple: He helped tell Vriska's story, but he himself was worthless

Flavio: Tavros had more to it

Flavio: him*

Popple: No he didn't

Popple: All he did was help develop Vriska

Popple: He never developed

Popple: At all

Flavio: he showed development

Flavio: he tried to stop vriska

Flavio: and he tried to develop a plan

Flavio: to stop jack

Popple: And failed

Popple: And died

Flavio: how is that not development?

Flavio: old tavros would have done

Flavio: none of that

Popple: Because he didn't develop

Popple: He died

loafSKZ: I doubt any of the horror terror bubble people are going to do shit

Flavio: He tried to do something that he never would have done

loafSKZ: Really it's just to get the fans

Flavio: and yes he died

loafSKZ: to

loafSKZ: shut

Popple: No shit he is just going to use them as a gag

loafSKZ: the

loafSKZ: *crag*

loafSKZ: up

Popple: Flavio the point is that Hussie isn't doing this for the story

loafSKZ: At best Hussie will rip off DBZ and there'll be some stupid spirit bomb sequence or something

Flavio: Really, Flavio only sees Tavros' physical form as an extension of his emotional lingering effect on vriska

Flavio: ie: visiting her as a ghost

Flavio: haunting her

Popple: k

Flavio: literally reather than metaphorically

Popple: Hussie is still no longer the awesome I thought he was

Popple: And will likely never redeem himself

Popple: This is the saddest of days

Flavio: you are really taking this way too far

Popple: NEVER HAVE I BEEN FACED WITH SUCH A SITUATION

loafSKZ: Wait so let me get this shit straight

Flavio: if you had any faith in Andrew's talents as a writer you'd realize there is probably a point in this

Flavio: jeez

Popple: I used to

Popple: BUT NOT ANYMORE

loafSKZ: Pops is baaaw about homestuck because they brought back Tarvos for the *cragging* horrorterror bubbles?

Flavio: yes

Flavio: exactly

loafSKZ: thats silly

Flavio: he doesn't think deaths are meaningful anymore?

loafSKZ: They're going to make a spirit bomb

Popple: No it isn't

loafSKZ: THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE A SPIRIT BOMB

Popple: Gamzee isn't terrifying anymore

Popple: Who cares if he kills someone

loafSKZ: THEY'RE

loafSKZ: GOING

loafSKZ: TO

loafSKZ: MAKE

Flavio: and he thinks of Tavros as a gag character, so how does it matter if he appears once as a gag

loafSKZ: A

loafSKZ: SPIRITY

Popple: They'll just come back in the *cragging* buble

loafSKZ: BOMB

Flavio: also we haven't seen Equius in hell

Flavio: so

Popple: Gamzee is nothing now

Flavio: -_-

Popple: He can kill whoever he wants

Popple: I really don't care

Flavio: So you think if everyone died

Popple: I used to care

Flavio: the story could

Flavio: continue

Popple: Of course not

Flavio: see?

Flavio: goddamn

Popple: I didn't want Nepeta to die though

Popple: Before

Popple: But now I really don't care

Popple: Because she'll still exist

loafSKZ: All the trolls are going to make a spirit bomb

loafSKZ: This is *cragging* happening

Flavio: asdf loaf n1 carez

loafSKZ: It's still happening

Popple: If Equius wasn't already dead I wouldn't care

Flavio: who says Equius will ever appear again

Flavio: ever

Popple: Really that one panel just pretty much negated the last month of build up

Popple: Interest level 0

Popple: It was just so *cragging* nonchalant to

Popple: Like there was no reason for that panel to be there

Popple: There was just no *cragging* reason

Flavio: BAWWWWW

Popple: k

Flavio: 

Popple: I'm seriously just done with Homestuck

Popple: I'm really just considering not reading it anymore

Popple: Because I don't trust that he isn't just going to *crag* everything up now

Popple: Man this just sucks

loafSKZ: Pops try to look at it through the other spectrum

loafSKZ: Hussie spent a looooong *cragging* time with the Trolls

loafSKZ: and there characterization and shit

loafSKZ: Thats kinda a kick in the dick to just kill off something with that much characterization without making everything simply go wrong and die

Popple: THATS WHY IT WAS SO GREAT

Flavio: thats kind of the point of death in a story loaf

Popple: BECAUSE HE JUST DIDNT GIVE A *crag*

Flavio: death WITHOUT characterization is pointless

loafSKZ: But they left alot of shit unanswered for like over half the *cragging* trolls

Popple: Dude that is the best way to do it

Popple: If you give them closure it can only hit so hard

Popple: But to kill them off just as they are in the middle of developing

Popple: MAN

loafSKZ: You just liked it for the emotional impact

Popple: Should I like it for another reason

Flavio: everything in homestuck has had a point though

Flavio: so there is a point to this shit

loafSKZ: spirit bomb

Popple: The point was to make Gamzee and Eridan into TOTAL *cragging* MONSTERS

loafSKZ: Maybe Hussie will crush this glimmer of hope

loafSKZ: and have all the horror terror bubbles be destroyed or something

Popple: Dude to think that those characters were pruned for months just to be killed off by that clown

Popple: It is *cragging* delicious

Popple: But then he had to go ruin it

Popple: He had to go sell out to the *cragging* fans man

Popple: Like christ

Popple: Suck it the *crag* up

loafSKZ: They can still all disappear forever

Popple: No they can't

loafSKZ: Maybe if Rose destroy's the green sun or whatever the *crag* it'll kill off all the horrorterrors?

Popple: This has been established

Flavio: We already knew Feferi was dead and sitll appearing in dream bubbles like

Flavio: months ago

Flavio: so

Flavio: why is this a huge deal

Popple: Because

Popple: It is

Flavio: plus Kanaya came back as a vampire like

Flavio: two panels later

Flavio: 

Popple: Kanaya coming back was justified

Flavio: it was just kind of stupid to assume that Tavros would dissapear forever

Popple: Also we didn't know how long Feferi could communicate after death

Flavio: if we knew that two of the deaths already were going to be nulled

Popple: We've basically just been told that death means nothing and *crag* EVERYPONY

loafSKZ: They can't do anything though

Flavio: EXACTLY

Popple: Implying those characters did anything

Flavio: Dave is the only one who will do anything monumental

Flavio: at all

Popple: That's the point Flavio

Popple: They aren't back to serve a purpose

Popple: They are just back to be back

Flavio: but they are

Flavio: that is why Feferi was shown a long time ago

Popple: w/e im done caring

Flavio: Tavros will continue to not be monumentally important, but he has a point

Popple: homestuck is over wasnt it great

Popple: i cant wait to buy my ebook copy at walden books

Popple: I don't understand how people can be okay with this

Flavio: besides its a goddamn webcomic what did you expect

Popple: I *cragging* hate MSPA forums

Flavio: War and Peace?

Popple: But he was doing so well

Flavio: plus we still get to look forward to gamzee murdering john

Popple: And then John comes back

Popple: And not a single *crag* was given

Flavio: -_-

Flavio: if deaths were completely pointless then why did they have to restart after John and Jade died?

Flavio: also how about you like bring this shit up on Hussie's formspring

Flavio: argue with him

loafSKZ: I imagine people probably already are

Popple: Because he won't listen to me

Popple: And i have better things to do

Popple: So now that Homestuck is over and we never have to talk about it again

Popple: When is Francis going to add more smilies

Flavio: Andrew answers like

Flavio: every formspring question that is worth anything

Popple: He answers a lot

Flavio: so as long as you can type a coherent thought to him

Popple: But I doubt that is a majority of the worthwhile ones

Flavio: just give it a shot

Flavio: better than whining at us

Flavio: :p

Popple: w/e i don't care anymore

Popple: this doesn't matter

Popple: none of this matters

Flavio: you are still whining about it

Flavio: so

Popple: No I'm not we are done

Popple: I'm just going to avoid all Homestuck discussion here forever and never go to the site ever again

Popple: Ever

Popple: In fact I might as well just hide the Homestuck board here now

Flavio: bawww

Popple: w/e this is happening

Popple: This is a thing that has happened

Popple: It is DONE

Popple: Hey

Popple: You guys

Popple: You guys

Popple: Hey

Flavio: wat

Popple: I need something new to read

Flavio: Are you sure you aren't going to stop halfway through?

loafSKZ: Go read Transmetropolitian

Popple: Flavio

Popple: Flavio

Popple: Flavio

Flavio: Popple

Flavio: Popple

Flavio: Popple

Popple: Do you want to know

Popple: A secret

Flavio: k

Popple: I don't really care 

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