Just in time to capitalize on the Sims fever that's sweeping the nation, MadCatz has announced it will produce a line of accessories based on the life simulation series for pretty much every console known to man.

There are no images or further details on the controllers, but we'd really appreciate a single, time-saving button for "have sex with all present" and another macro button for "lock character in room with no doors or windows until they defecate themselves to death, their last vision the stink lines emanating from their pre-corpse."