As the tall, blood-covered Frankenstein doppleganger leapt from a gigantic flame in the middle a a courtyard, I thought t' myself, "Man, this lad could really use a bath." The shock set in when the demon reached into his own chest 'n ripped out it be heart, then ate it, causing the sea dog t' transform into a gigantic beast-man with a grotesque wolf's head. Howling at the moon, he summoned forth a mouthless steed covered in blood 'n rotting skin. Mounting his hell ride, he then conjured a trident 'n spear from the ether 'n set his sights on me.

If there's one thing I can say about the brief 15-minute Shadows a the Damned demo I played this week, it be that the game isn't short on crazy. Also, I wish I got t' kill that demon 'n the disfigured horse he rode in on.