A bunch of folk seem to have become convinced that Valve would be revealing something at E3 next month. As all Valve-based rumours seem to be, this one held that said something would be Half-Life 3/Episode 3. People became excited, but they shouldn’t have done. Valve will not be revealing a Half-Like game at E3. They won’t be revealing any kind of anything, in fact, as a mass mail-out by Valve has just confirmed that “we are not showing any titles at this year’s show”. That doesn’t, of course, mean they won’t be showing something later in the year, but if there is anything to show it certainly won’t be then. So that’s that. Got it? Good.

Oh, I do regret writing this post now. “News: there won’t be any news.” HOT SCOOPS Y’ALL.