The folks at LittleBigPlanet developer Media Molecule have proven time 'n time again that their brains don't work in quite the same way as everyone else's. Take, for example, John Beech: Though most normies would elect t' bring their kayaking voyage t' a close after an hour or two, John has decided t' row his plastic vessel around the entire circumference a the United Kingdom. it be a mind-searing 2,450-mile voyage that will take the sea dog two months t' complete; 'n he's doing it all for a good cause. (Naturally!)

ye can check Beech's progress on Media Molecule's site, 'n sponsor his attempt by donating money t' GamesAid, a UK-based organization which distributes funds t' other, smaller charities. We'd also suggest that ye wish the sea dog luck on his sojourn, but we be not sure about the quality a the Wi-Fi on his tiny boat.