That's *crag*ing tradition faggot

Why would you announce that its your birthday in school

You of course, retaliated right? Because that would be pretty *crag*ing embarassing if you let someone get away with sacking you.

of course I'm not just gonna take it that would be retarded

so what did you do then?

I hit him over the head with my bookbag and then walked away wringing in pain

man what kind of cool traditions am i missing out at my school
i'm having my birthday in a month and i don't want to miss out

my birthday is in a month too but it's more important because i'm nas