Welcome—
IF YOU DARE—to the Third Annual Scream Fortress Very Scary Halloween Special!
Let us be frank with you:
Last year's special was
pretty darn terrifying, even by our impossibly high standard of scary. To cite just one example: Dracula was taken to the hospital after witnessing
just the loading screen of last year's update. That's not Terry Dracula your greengrocer, either. This is
the Dracula we’re talking about. And if it scared Dracula, who eats ghosts and craps Frankensteins, we shudder to imagine what it must have done to you.