Infinity Ward be issuing it be version a a "permaban" t' offensive Modern Warfare 3 players, in the form a a ban lasting 5000 days. "If ye see this message," IW Creative Strategist Robert Bowling confirmed on Twitter, "it means ye've been Permabanned (for something bad)."

Really, when ye think about it, IW be being charitable t' cheaters 'n other malcontents by issuing bans lasting only 13 'n a half years. that be not really permanent at all! Maybe ye best thank Infinity Ward for it be beneficence by not hacking yer game or being outrageously racist.

Otherwise, ye'll be thinking about how t' live yer life until ye turn 26.