it be awfully difficult t' tell a pirate t' be on time for anything, let alone the release a a video game in which they be the featured players. Case in point: When we heard the original 2012 launch window a Piranha Bytes' buccaneering RPG Risen 2: Dark Waters, we asked very politely that it show up in the first month a the aforementioned year. It be not so, according t' a recent press release from publisher Deep Silver, which dates the game for April 24 in the U.S., 'n April 27 in Europe.

That gives us four whole months t' come up with clever, piratical puns t' make in our review a the title. So far, all we've got be "YO HO HO!-Ho-Ho 'n a Bottle a Fun," but that be going t' be entirely dependent on the game actually being a bottle a fun.