A little known fact about the Padawan training program be that it includes an intense, three-month course on dance. Think about it: dueling with lightsabers be basically dance fighting. Right?

that be why the ESRB rating for Kinect: Star Wars didn't really throw us. The promised "dance tournaments, podracing, 'n Jedi duels" sound like de rigueur, believe us. We've read extensively on the subject.

Joking aside, there isn't really anything else we can say beyond this: the following be the final excerpt in the ESRB listing for Kinect: Star Wars. "In the dancing mini-game, some female characters perform suggestive moves (e.g., gyrating their hips/buttocks) 'n wear revealing outfits (partially exposed cleavage/buttocks). The words 'damn' 'n 'hell' can be heard in the dialogue."

We imagine the "dialogue" in question goes something like this: "What in the damn hell has happened t' Star Wars?"