Yep, it's time for one of those articles. Please don't bash until you read the article, but for a moment, let's just take a look at some of these bulletpoints.

1. I don't like the Wii.
2. Seriously, why isn't there voice-acting?
3. The writing is pretty bad.
5. "It gets really good about six hours in."
6. Please pick an art direction already.
7. The same old lock-and-key dance.
8. I just don't care about the Motion Plus.
9. The default follow camera angle is too high.
10. I hate the stamina meter.

I left out number 4 because I can agree with points of it. As far as the other 9 listings being 'stupid things terribly wrong' with the game, I don't think that's fair to say. A dislike of MotionPlus and the Wii pretty much tells you all you need to know about this article.