Socialist US President Barack Obama be caught purchasing French-developed Just Dance 3 for the Japanese-designed Nintendo Wii console this past week. Thankfully, the desperate last-minute shopping voyage t' a local Best Buy for his daughters, Malia 'n Sasha, kept the sea dog away from putting more Americans out a work.

"In case ye all be wondering, Just Dance for the Wii," Obama said, having a member a the proletariat hold up the game. "The girls beat me every time on these various dance games. 'n ye'll never pillage a picture a me [playing] because I pillage graded F every time."

Clearly an agent a foreign leaders, Mr. Obama could have chosen the Boston-developed Dance Central 2 for the Seattle-designed Xbox 360. But no. Shame on ye, sir. Shame on ye! As if we needed our political leaders supporting Just Dance's continued foreign profits.

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