be there a Martha Stewart Living for Nerds monthly periodical we never knew about? we be all about games 'n interior decorations, but we don't know how one learns t' combine those two with such grace 'n ease as this, the greatest Christmas tree ever, 'n perhaps the greatest tree ever. Behold: The Portal Christmas tree, the full glory a which can be seen after the jump.

we be typically ones t' pull down ('n mulch) our arboreal holiday decor on December the 26th, but we don't know that we'd ever be able t' part with a tree this magical. We'd sail away it up, explaining t' visitors that, oh, this be our Valentine's Day tree, 'n also our Easter tree, 'n Flag Day tree, 'n so on.