...you find yourself outdoors in an unfamiliar land.
What you do?
You have died.
Victory contained. Celebration has commenced!
THE END
It was a dark and stormy night...
You proceed to drop it like its hot, however it becomes too hot and your pants catch fire in the rain somehow.
You are then struck by lightning.
You are now playing video games.
After a good 3 hours, you decide to give it a rest, but video games seems to disagree with your decision.
While your back is turned, video games uses his various power cables to castrate you.
You take a shit on video games, and video games is defeated. But at what cost did you contain victory?
Celebrations was bittersweet, but still happened.
Next morning, you find yourself dead on the sidewalk.
THE END............................?
MeowMixer unzips his pants and gets to work. Minutes later...
MeowMixer has earned title: Serial Rapist
MeowMixer has earned title: Serially Raped
Shadeston recieves same prize because parties share rewards and you were both in a party.
Unfortunately, a Wendigo heard the commotion and investigates
Fortunately, it trips over the corpse and falls into the abyss.
Unfortunately, a Manticore appears.
Fortunately, the Manticore has several fine badges, obtained through nefarious means. He hands you one that is labelled "Rump Chump."
Unfortunately, the Manticore is also a boss. He begins the fight by busting out some wicked rhymes.
Attack mostly success, unintended result occurs!
The Manticore becomes scared shitless, then shits all over everyone before passing out.
Everyone else, however, remains calm and gently grooves to the beat.
Ghost Shadeston level up.
Ghost Shadeston learned ability: Turn Fists Into Ham.
Celebration has commenced.
You have died.
Victory contained. Celebration has commenced!
THE END
It was a dark and stormy night...
...you find yourself outdoors in an unfamiliar land.
What you do?
You proceed to drop it like its hot, however it becomes too hot and your pants catch fire in the rain somehow.
You are then struck by lightning.
You have died.
Victory contained. Celebration has commenced!
THE END
It was a dark and stormy night...
...you find yourself outdoors in an unfamiliar land.
What you do?
You are now playing video games.
After a good 3 hours, you decide to give it a rest, but video games seems to disagree with your decision.
While your back is turned, video games uses his various power cables to castrate you.
You take a shit on video games, and video games is defeated. But at what cost did you contain victory?
Celebrations was bittersweet, but still happened.
Next morning, you find yourself dead on the sidewalk.
THE END............................?
MeowMixer unzips his pants and gets to work. Minutes later...
MeowMixer has earned title: Serial Rapist
MeowMixer has earned title: Serially Raped
Shadeston recieves same prize because parties share rewards and you were both in a party.
Unfortunately, a Wendigo heard the commotion and investigates
Fortunately, it trips over the corpse and falls into the abyss.
Unfortunately, a Manticore appears.
Fortunately, the Manticore has several fine badges, obtained through nefarious means. He hands you one that is labelled "Rump Chump."
Unfortunately, the Manticore is also a boss. He begins the fight by busting out some wicked rhymes.
Attack mostly success, unintended result occurs!
The Manticore becomes scared shitless, then shits all over everyone before passing out.
Everyone else, however, remains calm and gently grooves to the beat.
Ghost Shadeston level up.
Ghost Shadeston learned ability: Turn Fists Into Ham.
Celebration has commenced.