realize something really big and mushy is crushing my leg

> You look down at your leg only to realize there is a mass of what looks like fat slowly swallowing up your leg, a better look around reveals what appears to be some sort of massive chamber. You smell something burning in the distance.

gaybengaybengayben

>gaybengaybengayben

UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A

become one with gayben

>you get gay with ben. Congratulations! You have several STDs.

>you enter the konami code. Nothing happens. ben laughs at you.

> you become one with gabe and then you go and have some mother *crag*ing adventures. where will your fat ass adventure to?

suicide

go to equestria, africa and eat all the KFC

>You commit suicide. Now you're a fat *crag*ing ghost.

> You use your ghost powers to book a flight to Equestria and you then proceed to eat all the KFC they have in that country. You have eaten All the stock from about 6 KFC restaurants, you also develop ghost AIDS.