Two down.

excellent

man but cancer is the shittiest way to go though

I don't think I would like burning to death.

at least it would be cool looking, cancer makes you ugly and then dead

Actually Claus thats what the cheemo does, not the cancer itself

Why do you even bother explaining this stuff to him.
You know he's just going to ignore it or forget it by tomorrow.

I wasn't talking about the balding and paling affects of chemotherapy, I was talking about the lumps of tumors and inflamed skin the follows the growth of cancer.

number three coming up the rear