It has jump zooms, the Inception noise, a squeaky pulsing noise t' denote horror 'n excitement, then an uncomfortably long sequence where nothing be on screen. Welcome t' the trailer t' end all trailers, a new look at the gritty shooter Star Wars 1313 that just strutted out a Trailer University waving a degree over it be head. It’s keen t' show ye all the trailery tricks it learned in as short a space a time as possible. All it’s really missing be a voice over from That lad 'n it’d be complete.(more…)