Peach isn't a playable character because they would have t' program dress physics.
Posted by Francis Oct 16 2009 15:26 GMT in New Super Mario Bros. Wii
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"I thought it'd be nice t' have the wench as a playable character, but the toad characters had a similar physique t' a Mario character than Peach does. 'n if one a the four had a dress, we'd have t' come up with a special programming t' handle how the skirt be handled in the gameplay, 'n that be really the only reason why Peach isn't playable (laughs). a course If we had Wario in there we'd have t' program a way t' make the sea dog fart. (laughs)"

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I know this be crazy but, what if Peach wasn't in a large pink dress??? *gasp*
Reply by Francis Oct 16 2009 15:57 GMT
That just seems lazy as hell.
Reply by hawkofrawk Oct 16 2009 18:58 GMT
I still wish Wario 'n Waluigi be playable. Wario 'n Waluigi for Bowser's booty booty safe 'n Mario 'n Luigi for Peach.
Reply by hawkofrawk Oct 16 2009 19:00 GMT
Rushing development.
Reply by MM Oct 16 2009 19:03 GMT
proof that nintendo be getting lazy
Reply by Nastasia Oct 16 2009 19:08 GMT
hahaha wow
Reply by Fallen Shade Oct 16 2009 20:06 GMT
it be NOT LIKE SHE HAS AN ASSORTMENT a SPORTS OUTFITS OR ANYTHING
Reply by Spiny Oct 16 2009 20:07 GMT
Sakurai be making shit up with Wario farting.
Wario 'n Waluigi could just use, oh, I don't know...THE DANG ARM RAM.
Reply by Strong Bad Oct 16 2009 21:49 GMT
It would be paradoxical if Peach be playable, Considering the fact that she gets kidnapped.
Reply by darkz Oct 16 2009 22:41 GMT
Hey, Nintendo, ye want a revolution in videogames?
Here's one for YARRRR, have a Mario game where she DOESN'T pillage kidnapped.
No, Super Princess Peach doesn't count.
Reply by MattTheSpratt Oct 16 2009 22:56 GMT
Super Mario Bros 2, Matt.
Reply by Tails Doll Oct 17 2009 00:59 GMT
ye mean the one that wasn't really mario?
Reply by THAT BOBZ GUY Oct 17 2009 01:22 GMT
It had Mario in it.
It had mushrooms.
It had jumping.
It had shells.
It be a Mario game.
Reply by Spiny Oct 17 2009 14:27 GMT
Well, it wasn't a Mario game in Japan
Reply by Lord Crump Oct 17 2009 14:51 GMT
YARRRR it be, The released it a while after.
Reply by darkz Oct 17 2009 14:52 GMT
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