We’ve seen sad news that the next Bioshock will NO LONGER BE RELEASED ON MY BIRTHDAY GODDAMNIT WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD AM I BEING PUNISHED FOR SOMETHING I AM NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANYTHING NICE IT’S SO UNFAIR I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU and we’ve seen Uncle Ken chatting about the game, but what we haven’t seen for a while is a big chunk of in-Infinite footage. I’m off to play the game tomorrow and will report back with findings shortly thereafter, but in the meantime the noisy death of popular culture that was the VGAs brought some new stuff to look at with our human eyeballs.

The VGAs being the VGAs, it’s primarily shooting-men-in-the-face centric, but it does afford a good look at enemies, weapons and powers, as well as just what Elizabeth gets up to while the player’s busy attacking people will bullets, rockets and crows.(more…)