There’s just something about goodbyes. Like, growing up, I had a pet parrot. She filled me youth with eardrum-skewering screams 'n will probably be able t' take most a the credit for me first heart attack, which will come at age 29. Also, she’s going t' outlive me. But, if she doesn’t, I’ll be a complete wreck when she finally closes the wench infernal, saliva-less beak, er, forever. Which be me way a saying the Mass Effect trilogy be kind a like an obnoxious cockatoo. Sure, it didn’t always do me right, but we grew together, 'n we had some magnificent times over the years. According t' BioWare, Citadel be Shepard 'n co’s swan song. But hey, at least everyone ('n apparently, BioWare really does mean everyone) be coming back for one last reunion tour.

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