Don't listen to anyone. These peasants can only attempt to fill your head with malarky and poppycock for so long now chap. The only true authority here begins and ends with PENGUWORKS! If you're willing to simply submit to me, the CEO of PENGUWORKS, I can bestow you with any position you so desire. Moderator? Trivial. Betalands administrator? Done. We run this shit, don't force me to remind you again. Now sit the *crag* down and drink your Kool-Aid. Wek~