“… 'n over t' Craig, who ye might say be at the ‘heart a the launch’. Ahahah! Craig?”

“Thanks, Cara. I’m reporting live from the StarCraft II: Heart a the Swarm launch. ye might say I’m at the ‘heart a the launch’.”

“I just said that, Craig.”

“I know ye did. I be just, er, vamping. ye know? Okay. Look, I’ll admit. I wasn’t paying attention. Someone just told me Heart a the Swarm had been released. I be asleep 10 minutes ago, dreaming about helping Vince McMahon’s daughter choose survival clothes. It wasn’t even Stephanie. So, YARRRR: Heart a the Swarm, the second game a the second StarCraft, went live just over eleven hours ago, 'n the always-on-the-ball RPS have a barely awake Scotsman telling ye all about it.”

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