Remember Me appears to have something against kids and/or opening presents, but it's not entirely opposed to handing out treats. Sweet, sweet PC-requirement treats.

Remember Me minimum specs include 2GB of RAM, 9GB of free hard drive space, and at least an Nvidia GeForce 8800GTS or an ATI Radeon HD 3850 video card, running DirectX 9 or greater. For high performance, save 4GB of RAM and play with a GeForce GTX 560 video card or better. Check out the full PC requirements below.

Don't forget, Remember Me launches on June 4 in North America for PS3, Xbox 360 and PC.