Mark Paynopolis? Mark Paynopolis. You heard right. I'll admit, the gameplay for Mark Paynopolis seems a little...boring? Maybe? But the game still retains that quintessential bullet time motion and, well, this guy tries really hard to sell it to you. Enough that I might fork over the cash just because of that. And, hey, at least it comes with all those awesome alternate outfits! To contact the author of this post, write to tina@kotaku.com or find her on Twitter at @tinaamini.