The three prime directives of the 'Shop Contest: Serve the public trust; protect the innocent; uphold the funny. Working from a bigass statue of Robocop that, dead or alive, is coming to Detroit, we've got a baker's dozen of hilarious 'Shops inside, including overall No. 1 Negitoro! First, the original exploitable: And here are the finalists! arniejolt Clutchy Cuddles edy_pagaza HampstaSandwich hugmungous jaepro negitoro Septemtriones Tom Bomb toolsoldier uscg_pa To contact the author of this post, write to owen@kotaku.com or find him on Twitter @owengood.