i be lord thief i be a god i kill ye all one hit

Hahahahurrrp, pillage a load a this lad, he needs more alcohish

I think ye need t' see someone about yer drinking problem. In real life.

thou shalt cast thine spell upon me, the Elite a Nerr

Flubbity-wubbity-snoo! I cast a spell on ye! donk

Wild Jungle Birds a the Florida Lake Variety ride up in their limos pumping 9969 MHZ a bass out da ass causing a 4 day long earthquake resulting in billions a niggers 'n poor 3rd world peasants t' visit Davey Jone's locker miserably which be then covered in a news story by CNN that absolutely nobody gave a single shit about all while the Jungle Birds snort coke 'n ass*crag* the drunken black mage absorbing all a his mana into their jungle bird dicks sailing away the sea dog powerless against the violent exotic bird bukkake session that be soon t' follow

The first time I played Super Mario RPG when geno unlocked geno whirl I managed t' time it perfectly on the first use. I felt like a god.

(OoC: this be dumb)