i am lord thief i am a god i kill you all one hit

Hahahahurrrp, get a load of this guy, he needs more alcohish

I think you need to see someone about your drinking problem. In real life.

thou shalt cast thine spell upon me, the Elite of Nerr

Flubbity-wubbity-snoo! I cast a spell on you! donk

Wild Jungle Birds of the Florida Lake Variety ride up in their limos pumping 9969 MHZ of bass out da ass causing a 4 day long earthquake resulting in billions of niggers and poor 3rd world peasants to die miserably which is then covered in a news story by CNN that absolutely nobody gave a single shit about all while the Jungle Birds snort coke and ass*crag* the drunken black mage absorbing all of his mana into their jungle bird dicks leaving him powerless against the violent exotic bird bukkake session that was soon to follow

The first time I played Super Mario RPG when geno unlocked geno whirl I managed to time it perfectly on the first use. I felt like a god.

(OoC: this is dumb)