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boral and papsy poop lord were out for a video games Valentine's walk video games. As they went, papsy poop lord rested her hand on boral's video games. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so video games, boral was filled with video games dread.
"Do you suppose it's video games here?" she asked video games.
"You video games silly," papsy poop lord said, tickling boral with her video games. "It's completely video games."
Just then, a video games video games leapt out from behind a video games and video games papsy poop lord in the video games. "Aaargh!" papsy poop lord screamed.
Things looked video games. But boral, although she was video games, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a video games and, video games, beat the video games video games until it ran off. "That will teach you to video games innocent people."
Then she clasped papsy poop lord close. papsy poop lord was bleeding video games. "My darling," boral said, and pressed her lips to papsy poop lord's video games.
"I love you," papsy poop lord said video games, and expired in boral's arms.
boral never loved again.
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50 Shadestons of Grey
meow finished packing. Ever since shadeston, his own true love, had been lost at sea, meow had been I don't get it.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing I don't get it him, all was I don't get it. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going I don't get it to become a I don't get it I don't get it.
Just then, there was a I don't get it knock at the door. meow opened it and stood there I don't get it for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his I don't get it.
When meow came to, shadeston was holding his I don't get it and looking I don't get it. "My love," shadeston said I don't get it, "I'm sorry for the I don't get it shock. I've been shipwrecked on a I don't get it island for the last ten years, living I don't get it. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my I don't get it in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
meow could hardly believe his shadeston had returned. "I will always love you, I don't get it or no I don't get it. Besides, you can cover it up with a I don't get it."
They embraced I don't get it and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was I don't get it.
I don't get it. Nobody got tied up to a kitchen chair and gagged. 3/10