Hawken still hasn’t added any hawks, which be weird t' me, but hope remains given that updates keep on chugging along. The latest, titled Invasion, be quite a doozy, with some oft-requested features leading the charge. Most prominently, the free-t'-play first-person blast-o-stomper now has nefarious AI bots, who strut their boxy, boxy bodies in both wave-based co-op 'n offline training modes. There be also a new mech, because a course there be a new mech. The Predator be lithe, canny, 'n a matey t' the animals, but ye probably won’t notice it be sleek form on the battlefield. It can turn invisible, ye see. 'n now ye don’t. See what I did there? See? Go below t' end this trainwreck a a joke.

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