Who’s Action Henk, you ask? WHO’S ACTION HENK? Hah, that’s a good one.

You mean you really don’t know? Wow. What rock have you been living under? Probably not one with a mossy underbelly of pure, congealed thrills, I’m guessing. That’s the kind of rock Action Henk would live under if Action Henk ever decided to live under a rock. But you know what he does instead? He eats boulders for breakfast. Also moss. Also you. Henk really likes to eat.

But boy can he ever move. He might possess Mario’s doughy physique (albeit in action figure form), but his game plays like a modern take on classic 2D Sonic The Hedgehog.

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