"OMEGLE warfare 2
when you start chat, shout "STAR"
if no response, order your men to "STAY FROSTY"
if greeted with "TEXAS", ask where their unit is
they should repond with "WHISKEY HOTEL"
if greeted with anything else order your men to "OPEN FIRE"
any punctuation alone is counted as a no response
if you encounter any pauses, your enemy is likely dead and you should order "RAMIREZ TAKE POINT"
if no response, that means you just got a kill
never order anyone other than Ramirez to take care of anything
if the coast is clear, order "WE'RE OSCAR MIKE"
press Disconnect to move to the next area
if your stranger disconnects, it is counted as a kill
however, if he catches on about mw2, you take a casualty

TRY TO GET THE MOST KILLS

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER
RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!
OORAH!"
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Why is there something rather than nothing?
You: STAR
You: STAY FROSTY
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE POINT
Stranger: TEXAS
You: WHERE IS YOUR PLATOON
Stranger: IN MY PANTS KILLING MY DUDES
You: ENEMY AC130 ABOVE
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: SNIPE THEM DOWN
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE IT OUT WITH YOUR FLARE
Stranger: QUICKLY, THEYRE GOING FOR THE WIVES
Stranger: DIRTY RAPISTS
You: OH NO
Stranger: OH NO THE WIFES ARE SCREAMING FOR MERCY
You: RAMIREZ, PROTECT BURGER TOWN
Stranger: THEYRE INSIDE THE VAGOOS
Stranger: YES
Stranger: BURGER TOWN
Stranger: LEAVE THE WIVES BEHIND
Stranger: BURGER TOWN IS MORE IMPORTANT
Stranger: DONT LET THEM TAKE OUR CHEESEBURGERS
You: PREDATOR MISSILE INCOMING
Stranger: PPPPPPSSSSSSTTT BOOOOOOOM
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: OH GOD THEY GOT TACO TACO
Stranger: THAT WAS BURGER TOWN
Stranger: OH REALLY?
You: OH NO
You: NOT RAMIREZ
Stranger: I THOUGHT IT WAS BURGER TOWN
Stranger: *CRAG*ING HELL RAMIREZ
Stranger: GOOD THAT I HAVE SUCK A HIGH SKILL LEVEL IN FIRST AID
Stranger: ILL BANDAGE RAMIREZ
You: RAMIREZ, STOP HEALING YOUR WOUND AND GET TO THE BANK ACROSS THE STREET
Stranger: *CRAG*ING HELL RAMIREZ STOP FAPPING
Stranger: WE NEED YOU BADLY
You: ENEMIES COMING FROM THE NORTH
Stranger: THE CAMELS ARE INVADING FROM THE SOUTH
Stranger: WERE SURROUNDED
You: ENEMY CHOPPER GUNNER IS ABOVE
Stranger: WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW TACTICAL MASTER
Stranger: *CRAG*ING HELL ONLY WAY LEFT IS....
Stranger: .... UNDERGROUND
You: RAMIREZ, USE YOUR STUN GRENADES
Stranger: START DIGGING THE TUNNELS RAMIREZ
Stranger: NO DONT USE THE GRENADES
Stranger: START DIGGING
Stranger: THEY HAVE TRINKETS TO BREAK THE STUNS
Stranger: THE GRENADES WOULDNT MATTER
Stranger: OH MY GOD RAMIREZ
You: OH GOD
Stranger: WHY ARENT YOU DOING ANYTHING
Stranger: DONT DIE NOW
You: THEY GOT ENOUGH KILLS FOR A TACTICAL NUKE
Stranger: WE NEED YOU
You: *CRAG*
Stranger: NO ONLY WAY OUT IS GOING FOR THE TITS
Stranger: *CRAG*ING TITS GET OVER HERE
Stranger: YUP IDD RAMIREZ THE TITS ARE COMING, YOU HEARD THAT WELL
You: SENDING PREDATOR MISSILE
Stranger: AGAIN?
You: IT'S GOING IN
Stranger: WE ONLY HAVE THREE OF THEM
Stranger: DONT FORGET THAT
Stranger: OOOHHHHH SSSSHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
You: THEY'VE GOT A COUNTER UAV UP
Stranger: I ACCIDENTALLY FIRED THE LAST ONE
You: OH NO
You: RAMIREZ, GO AND GET MORE MISSILES
Stranger: OOOH SHIT EVERYBODY IN THE *CRAG*ING PLACE HIT THE *CRAG*IN DECK
Stranger: GET YOUR TOWELS READY
You: OH GOD HERE IT COMES
Stranger: WERE GOING DOWN
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You have disconnected.