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I'm allowing for 5 requests now, because I'm picky and apparently can't choose between 3.
god you guys need to listen more
yes we have a *crag*ing title now
i'm sick of being bored so i had this idea to make an mspa styled adventure type of thing, i doubt it'll really have any kind of serious plot or anything and i'll probably let you guys choose what happens next most of the time since i have no creativity. i hope you guys participate, since it kinda depends on you guys if this thing stays alive or not, but if you don't then oh well, i guess i'll just find some other shit to spend my time on.
well enough bitching, i'm going to start this shit
You are Nastasia, a former secretary, but now just a jobless girl living in Digibutter. It's a typical day for you, you haven't done anything too useful since you got up, and you're still looking for something interesting to do. You need to find something fast, you can't take this boredom any longer.
What will you do?
Replies:
>QUICKLY RETRIEVE ARMS FROM SAFE
You already HAVE arms, dumpass.
>Win a goat race.
You imagine that you've just won a goat race. You're the best goat racer there ever was, and you'd win every goat race you'd enter. You'd get so much money from every race, and you'd be famous too. It'd be a great life to live...but then you realise you don't even know how to handle goats. It's fun to dream though, right?
>Poop on your hands and try to trick someone into smelling it.
Now why would you do that? You're a civilized adult, not an animal.
(by the way guys, i'm taking a break after i post another one. I'm only allowing 3 requests at a time like i said. I'll get to the next 3 later tonight or tomorrow.)
>Use computer
Now that you have a closer look at your computer, you can see that you have quite a few options here. You can play one of your games, you can bother one of your friends on MSN or Steam, or you can open the Start menu and get on the internet.
What will you do here?
(yes i realise that desktop background looks a bit shitty, i didn't have time to pay too much attention to detail)
I don't think i'll do the two that were posted before i posted the 3rd one, I wanted to post them all at once but it wouldn't let me. so i'm allowing 2 more requests
delete system 32
(also why is your room slim colored?)
what if i just like the color blue
dim shut up
it double posted it
and when i deleted one it deleted both
wtf digi
wtf
>Pester fags on MSN.
Maybe you wouldn't consider all of them to be fags, but whatever. It looks like only 4 of your friends are currently online. Who will you pester?
Oh god what did I come home to
CLICK THE SCROLL BAR AND DRAG IT DOWN
jesus christ guys do you listen at all? I said only 3 at a time and i wake up and there's like 50
>Pester Loaf
You started pestering Loaf.
MSN Chat log;
SnOwman says:
-hey goron
LoafSKZ says:
-hey
-what's up?
SnOwman says:
-bored, as usual.
-i really need something to do
LoafSKZ says:
-play games or something
SnOwman says:
-but i don't feel like it
LoafSKZ says:
-well i don't know what the *crag* you could do, find something yourself
You seem to have run out of things to say. You haven't had a very eventful day and all you can think about is how ridiculously bored you are. What do you do now?
>Put on a silly hat and get ready for .bizness
Awwww *CRAG* YEAH. You put your favorite hat, your special outfit, and your *crag*ing badass sunglasses on. You're totally ready for some SRS .BIZNESS.
>Go outside.
You leave your room and go through your house until you reach the front door, and you go outside. Nothing out of the ordinary here. It's quiet, and the weather is slightly pleasent. This is the perfect place for you to live. You wonder where everyone is though.
Locate a farm.
>Locate secret base in the mountains
The mountains? There are no secret bases you know of that are in those mountains, but you're not brave enough to go look. Those mountains are extremely dangerous. Nobody knows exactly what horrors there are in the mountains, but everyone who has gone in never makes it to the other side. They always come back exhausted and maybe injured. The mountains act like an electric fence for what's on the other side. On the other side is another town, called the Bitlands. It is a town that the residents of Digibutter somewhat dislike. The grudges both sides hold might seem somewhat silly at times, but sometimes it's best that they stay away from each other. But, damn, you wonder what secrets they hide over there. If you were strong enough to make it through those mountains, you'd go over there and see what they're hiding...
Enough with stories though. Maybe you should check out what's going on in your own town?
Be the first to check out the mountains.
Check inventory.
yeah just a coincidence, having done a lot of landscape shit i just naturally throw in mountains because it makes the landscape more interesting. i kind of thought maybe if i do end up bringing this story into the mountains, i could make francis have an appearence
Locate farm.
>Locate farm
There are no *crag*ing farms around here, dumpass. Instead you check your inventory. It's currently empty, but you have 100 coins. You have 6 empty slots in your inventory. What will you do?
> Remove girdle, equip as weapon.
>Go to Howzit's Store to get some quality weapons and items
You head into town and to Howzit's Store. Here they sell a wide variety of items. You shop here often. There is a grocery section, an electronics section, a medicine section, a weapons section, and more. This store may seem simple at first, but you need to take a closer look to see the great products they sell.
Where will you go?
>Retrieve arms from Aisle 7
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Sniff brown object on bottom shelf to see if shit
man you guys need to go back to 1st grade or something to learn how to read
>Retrieve arms from Aisle 7
You pick a *crag*ing awesome looking laser gun. As cool as it looks though, you have no idea how to use it and you feel very unsure about this purchase. But you can't resist the thought of how cool you'll look when you use it. The laser gun is 50 coins. It is added to your inventory. You now have 50 coins to spend, and you have 5 empty slots in your inventory. What will you do now?
Get a Grab Bag for 30 coins.
>Become angry at person for making a fourth request
You unleash all your rage at whatever fag just made a god damn fourth request. You've stated over and over that you only accept 3 at a time, but somehow those dumpasses at digibutter.nerr.biz clearly can't *crag*ing read. If you could express your anger in words, it probably would sound something like this; "*CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG*" Damn, you swear way too much. Maybe you should learn to be more polite. But that's just not your style.
(god i hate techical difficulties. you guys will just have to deal with having shitty color leaks.)
>Buy a Shroom Shake
You buy a Super Shroom Shake, which costs you 10 coins. Upon buying this, you now have health and a level. You have 5 hearts, and you are level 1. A Super Shroom shake will heal you by 3 hearts. More hearts can be gained by reaching a certain level or finding a power up that will give you another heart. You now have 40 coins to spend, and 4 empty slots in your inventory. What will you do now:?
>Stack cans on top of each other like a proper store would.
shake the shroom shake
>overreation
Not familiar with those words. The last one sounds pretty cool
>Listen to the third suggestion.
boreale what are you talking about
>Talk to Howzit for information on what's going on in town
You begin talking to Howzit, hoping to get some information on recent news in town.
Chat log;
Nastasia; Hey Howzit, how's it going?
Howzit; Just fine. It's sort of quiet today though.
Nastasia; Yeah, I thought so too. Since you're always in this store and all, you must hear a lot of things. Any news on what's going on in town?
Howzit; Well, people seem to be getting more interested in the mountains to the west. There's a rumor that there is a great beast hiding in the mountains. Some people even think they can hear strange sounds coming from the mountains. Doesn't really sound a whole lot like news to me though, just sounds like crazy rumors.
Nastasia; Hmm...well, I better get going now. I have things to do. Bye.
Howzit; Bye, see you again sometime.
You ruined Howzit's vibrant personality :<
>Trade hats with Howzit
>Trade hats w- No, forget that. Go outside.
You feel as if you're done here, so you leave the store. Where will you go now?
>disregard suggestions and do whatev-oh.
Cross the street and talk to whoever the hell Howzit's Flop was. Whozit, that's it.
Now do it.
>Cross the street and talk to Notso.
You go to cross the street to go to Notso's shop, and...wait, who is that across the street? You recognize that face...
It's Slim, your boyfriend. You're totally excited about this and you just have to go over there and talk to him. How will you approach him?
Wait for traffic, then do ninja flips across the rooves of the vehicles.
Alternately, Frogger your way there.
>Change into more slutty and revealing outfit to get Slim's attention
>Change into a more slutty and revealing outfit to get Slim's attention.
You remove some of your clothes to make a more revealing outfit, hoping to impress Slim. The clothes are placed in your inventory. You now have 3 empty slots in your inventory. What will you do now?
go buy something for your boyfriend at Motso's Market.
>Go buy yourself some chocolates and pretend it was Slim that bought them.
Throw a rock at him to get his attention.
>Buy a Choco Bar for Slim
You head over to Notso's shop and buy a Choco Bar for Slim. You're sure he'll like this. The Choco Bar costs you 20 coins. It's sort of expensive to you, but if it's for Slim, it's okay. You now have 20 coins.
go outside and give the choco bar to Slim
lol the choco bar should be in the inventory
I'm guessing she's gonna stuff it in her cleavage.
>Greedily eat the choco bar
>Slim: Equip kamina glasses
You are now Slim. No time for introductions though, you are a busy man and you've got business to get done. Your first order of business is to equip your kamina glasses. You're not quiet sure what the importance of this is, but you're sure it must have some use later.
go and buy the Chinese triads
Use your powers of Slimming to become invisible because you are a pitiful, pitiful man and do not wish to be seen.
>Nastasia: Give Choco Bar to Slim.
Just as you think of doing that, you realize that your Choco Bar has gone missing! It appears to have been stolen while you weren't paying attention!
You notice the automatic doors open. The thief is getting away! After him!
>Nas: Suck my wanker
Use Hypno powers obv
go in a pokemon fight with the thief
Nas:Put your clothes back on and chase after the thief.
>Draw all the pictures in advance because you're going to ignore the suggestions anyway.
Wow just calm down there Nastasia. We're just making suggestions, however futile that may or may not be.
>nas: GO TO THE MOON
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The theif is Jack Noir. What an asshole. He likes to play tricks on people sometimes, and it really gets on your nerves. Fortunetely, he took a wrong turn and ran into Slim. This gives you a chance to get the Choco Bar back. What will you do?
>BACKSTAB
>Taunt Kill with fists
headbutt the thief
how do you know the thief's name if the thief dosen't tell you his name
Lament over how the chocolate actually represents your virginity and that this is all foreshadowing.
>Threaten Jack Noir with the laser gun
You pull out your gun and demand the Choco Bar back. You're sick of this shit and this will be the end of it. What will Jack Noir do?
(by the way, the choco bar does not represent my virginity and it is not foreshadowing)
>Jack:block yourself with Slim so you wouldn't get shot and call the police
(OPTIONAL)And then fight the power
>Jack: Put on a cool face and ask if there's a problem
You put on your cool face and ask Nas if there's a problem. This only angers her more, but of course maybe that was desired. But, since you don't want to get shot today, you give up and apologize.
>Nas: Accept apology
You're still a little mad, but you accept Jack's apology. You almost ask about the choco bar, but it looks like Slim has already picked it up and is wondering why it's here.
>Nas: Give Choco Bar to Slim
You explain the whole situation to Slim and you tell him it's a present for him. He thanks you.
After a bit of discussion, Slim and Jack join your team. What's all this team madness you speak of? You're not quite sure, but you think it may have some importance later.
check slim's inventory and use it as an extra storage
>Check inventory
All 3 team members check their inventory. Jack has the queen's ring, the black knife, 4 empty slots, and 50 coins. Nas has the laser gun, super shroom shake, clothes, 3 empty slots, and 40 coins. Slim has the choco bar, 5 empty slots, and 250 coins.
check everyone what level they are to see if they can go to the mountain
god damn you guys it's too *crag*ing early to go to the mountain, they don't even have a reason to. it's probably better to explore the city first, we've only seen one part of it
DAMN IT! i want them to beat some assholes in the mountain to level up and get some coins
Then embark on an epic quest to get Jack some kick ass shades god damn it.
>Jack: Buy shades
You buy some sweet purple shades at Notso's market. Now you feel like you fit in more with your team. You now have 30 coins.
I don't have a mouth
jesus christ dsfsnb adfnmk b
i got rid of it, i'm sorry i misunderstood ;_;