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I be allowing for 5 requests now, because I be picky 'n apparently can't choose between 3.
god ye lads need t' listen more
YARRRR we have a *crag*ing title now
I be sick a being bored so i had this idea t' make an mspa styled adventure type a thing, i doubt it'll really have any kind a serious plot or anything 'n i'll probably let ye lads choose what happens next most a the time since i have no creativity. i hope ye lads participate, since it kinda depends on ye lads if this thing stays alive or not, but if ye don't then oh well, i guess i'll just find some other shit t' spend me time on.
well enough bitching, I be going t' start this shit
ye be Nastasia, a former secretary, but now just a jobless wench living in Digibutter. it be a typical day for ye, ye haven't done anything too useful since ye got up, 'n ye're still looking for something interesting t' do. ye need t' find something fast, ye can't take this boredom any longer.
What will ye do?
Replies:
>QUICKLY RETRIEVE ARMS FROM SAFE
ye already HAVE arms, dumpass.
>Win a goat race.
ye imagine that ye've just won a goat race. ye're the best goat racer there ever be, 'n ye'd win every goat race ye'd enter. ye'd pillage so much money from every race, 'n ye'd be famous too. It'd be a great life t' live...but then ye realise ye don't even know how t' handle goats. it be fun t' dream though, right?
>Poop on yer hands 'n try t' trick someone into smelling it.
Now why would ye do that? ye're a civilized adult, not an animal.
(by the way lads, I be taking a break after i post another one. I be only allowing 3 requests at a time like i said. I'll pillage t' the next 3 later tonight or tomorrow.)
>Use computer
Now that ye have a closer look at yer computer, ye can see that ye have quite a few options here. ye can play one a yer games, ye can bother one a yer mateys on MSN or Steam, or ye can open the Start menu 'n pillage on the internet.
What will ye do here?
(YARRRR i realise that desktop background looks a bit shitty, i didn't have time t' pay too much attention t' detail)
I don't think i'll do the two that be posted before i posted the 3rd one, I wanted t' post them all at once but it wouldn't let me. so I be allowing 2 more requests
delete system 32
(also why be yer room slim colored?)
what if i just like the color blue
dim shut up
it double posted it
'n when i deleted one it deleted both
wtf digi
wtf
>Pester fags on MSN.
Maybe ye wouldn't consider all a them t' be fags, but whatever. It looks like only 4 a yer mateys be currently online. Who will ye pester?
Oh god what did I come home t'
CLICK THE SCROLL BAR 'n DRAG IT DOWN
jesus christ lads do ye listen at all? I said only 3 at a time 'n i wake up 'n there's like 50
>Pester Loaf
ye started pestering Loaf.
MSN Chat log;
SnOwman says:
-hey goron
LoafSKZ says:
-hey
-what's up?
SnOwman says:
-bored, as usual.
-i really need something t' do
LoafSKZ says:
-play games or something
SnOwman says:
-but i don't feel like it
LoafSKZ says:
-well i don't know what the *crag* ye could do, find something yourself
ye seem t' have run out a things t' say. ye haven't had a very eventful day 'n all ye can think about be how ridiculously bored ye be. What do ye do now?
>Put on a silly hat 'n pillage ready for .bizness
Awwww *CRAG* YEAH. ye put yer favorite hat, yer special outfit, 'n yer *crag*ing badass sunglasses on. ye're totally ready for some SRS .BIZNESS.
>Go outside.
ye sail away yer room 'n go through yer house until ye reach the front door, 'n ye go outside. Nothing out a the ordinary here. it be quiet, 'n the weather be slightly pleasent. This be the perfect place for ye t' live. ye wonder where everyone be though.
Locate a farm.
>Locate secret base in the mountains
The mountains? There be no secret bases ye know a that be in those mountains, but ye're not brave enough t' go look. Those mountains be extremely dangerous. Nobody knows exactly what horrors there be in the mountains, but everyone who has gone in never makes it t' the other side. They always come back exhausted 'n maybe injured. The mountains act like an electric fence for what's on the other side. On the other side be another town, called the Bitlands. It be a town that the residents a Digibutter somewhat dislike. The grudges both sides hold might seem somewhat silly at times, but sometimes it be best that they stay away from each other. But, damn, ye wonder what secrets they hide over there. If ye be strong enough t' make it through those mountains, ye'd go over there 'n see what they be hiding...
Enough with stories though. Maybe ye best check out what's going on in yer own town?
Be the first t' check out the mountains.
Check inventory.
yeah just a coincidence, having done a lot a landscape shit i just naturally throw in mountains because it makes the landscape more interesting. i kind a thought maybe if i do end up bringing this story into the mountains, i could make Cap'n Francis have an appearence
Locate farm.
>Locate farm
There be no *crag*ing farms around here, dumpass. Instead ye check yer inventory. it be currently empty, but ye have 100 booty. ye have 6 empty slots in yer inventory. What will ye do?
> Remove girdle, equip as weapon.
>Go t' Howzit's Store t' pillage some quality weapons 'n bottles a rum
ye head into town 'n t' Howzit's Store. Here they sell a wide variety a bottles a rum. ye shop here often. There be a grocery section, an electronics section, a medicine section, a weapons section, 'n more. This store may seem simple at first, but ye need t' take a closer look t' see the great products they sell.
Where will ye go?
>Retrieve arms from Aisle 7
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Sniff brown object on bottom shelf t' see if shit
man ye lads need t' go back t' 1st grade or something t' learn how t' read
>Retrieve arms from Aisle 7
ye pick a *crag*ing awesome looking laser gun. As cool as it looks though, ye have no idea how t' use it 'n ye feel very unsure about this purchase. But ye can't resist the thought a how cool ye'll look when ye use it. The laser gun be 50 booty. It be added t' yer inventory. ye now have 50 booty t' spend, 'n ye have 5 empty slots in yer inventory. What will ye do now?
pillage a Grab Bag for 30 booty.
>Become angry at person for making a fourth request
ye unleash all yer rage at whatever fag just made a god damn fourth request. ye've stated over 'n over that ye only accept 3 at a time, but somehow those dumpasses at digibutter.nerr.biz clearly can't *crag*ing read. If ye could express yer anger in words, it probably would sound something like this; "*CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG* *CRAG*" Damn, ye swear way too much. Maybe ye best learn t' be more polite. But that be just not yer style.
(god i hate techical difficulties. ye lads will just have t' deal with having shitty color leaks.)
>Buy a Shroom Shake
ye buy a Super Shroom Shake, which costs ye 10 booty. Upon buying this, ye now have health 'n a level. ye have 5 hearts, 'n ye be level 1. A Super Shroom shake will heal ye by 3 hearts. More hearts can be gained by reaching a certain level or finding a power up that will give ye another heart. ye now have 40 booty t' spend, 'n 4 empty slots in yer inventory. What will ye do now:?
>Stack cans on top a each other like a proper store would.
shake the shroom shake
>overreation
Not familiar with those words. The last one sounds pretty cool
>Listen t' the third suggestion.
boreale what be ye talking about
>Talk t' Howzit for information on what's going on in town
ye begin talking t' Howzit, hoping t' pillage some information on recent news in town.
Chat log;
Nastasia; Hey Howzit, how's it going?
Howzit; Just fine. it be sort a quiet today though.
Nastasia; Yeah, I thought so too. Since ye're always in this store 'n all, ye must hear a lot a things. Any news on what's going on in town?
Howzit; Well, people seem t' be getting more interested in the mountains t' the west. There's a rumor that there be a great beast hiding in the mountains. Some people even think they can hear strange sounds coming from the mountains. Doesn't really sound a whole lot like news t' me though, just sounds like crazy rumors.
Nastasia; Hmm...well, I better pillage going now. I have things t' do. Bye.
Howzit; Bye, see ye again sometime.
ye ruined Howzit's vibrant personality :<
>Trade hats with Howzit
>Trade hats w- No, forget that. Go outside.
ye feel as if ye're done here, so ye sail away the store. Where will ye go now?
>disregard suggestions 'n do whatev-oh.
Cross the street 'n talk t' whoever the hell Howzit's Flop be. Whozit, that be it.
Now do it.
>Cross the street 'n talk t' Notso.
ye go t' cross the street t' go t' Notso's shop, 'n...wait, who be that across the street? ye recognize that face...
it be Slim, yer boyfriend. ye're totally excited about this 'n ye just have t' go over there 'n talk t' the sea dog. How will ye approach the sea dog?
Wait for traffic, then do ninja flips across the rooves a the vehicles.
Alternately, Frogger yer way there.
>Change into more slutty 'n revealing outfit t' pillage Slim's attention
>Change into a more slutty 'n revealing outfit t' pillage Slim's attention.
ye remove some a yer clothes t' make a more revealing outfit, hoping t' impress Slim. The clothes be placed in yer inventory. ye now have 3 empty slots in yer inventory. What will ye do now?
go buy something for yer boyfriend at Motso's Market.
>Go buy yourself some chocolates 'n pretend it be Slim that bought them.
Throw a rock at the sea dog t' pillage his attention.
>Buy a Choco Bar for Slim
ye head over t' Notso's shop 'n buy a Choco Bar for Slim. ye're sure he'll like this. The Choco Bar costs ye 20 booty. it be sort a expensive t' ye, but if it be for Slim, it be okay. ye now have 20 booty.
go outside 'n give the choco bar t' Slim
YO HO HO! HO HO! the choco bar best be in the inventory
I be guessing she's gonna stuff it in the wench cleavage.
>Greedily eat the choco bar
>Slim: Equip kamina glasses
ye be now Slim. No time for introductions though, ye be a busy man 'n ye've got business t' pillage done. yer first order a business be t' equip yer kamina glasses. ye're not quiet sure what the importance a this be, but ye're sure it must have some use later.
go 'n buy the Chinese triads
Use yer powers a Slimming t' become invisible because ye be a pitiful, pitiful man 'n do not wish t' be seen.
>Nastasia: Give Choco Bar t' Slim.
Just as ye think a doing that, ye realize that yer Choco Bar has gone missing! It appears t' have been stolen while ye weren't paying attention!
ye notice the automatic doors open. The thief be getting away! After the sea dog!
>Nas: Suck me wanker
Use Hypno powers obv
go in a pokemon fight with the thief
Nas:Put yer clothes back on 'n chase after the thief.
>Draw all the pictures in advance because ye're going t' ignore the suggestions anyway.
Wow just calm down there Nastasia. we be just making suggestions, however futile that may or may not be.
>nas: GO t' THE MOON
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The theif be Jack Noir. What an asshole. He likes t' play tricks on people sometimes, 'n it really gets on yer nerves. Fortunetely, he took a wrong turn 'n ran into Slim. This gives ye a chance t' pillage the Choco Bar back. What will ye do?
>BACKSTAB
>Taunt Kill with fists
headbutt the thief
how do ye know the thief's name if the thief dosen't tell ye his name
Lament over how the chocolate actually represents yer virginity 'n that this be all foreshadowing.
>Threaten Jack Noir with the laser gun
ye pull out yer gun 'n demand the Choco Bar back. ye're sick a this shit 'n this will be the end a it. What will Jack Noir do?
(by the way, the choco bar does not represent me virginity 'n it be not foreshadowing)
>Jack:block yourself with Slim so ye wouldn't pillage shot 'n call the police
(OPTIONAL)'n then fight the power
>Jack: Put on a cool face 'n ask if there's a problem
ye put on yer cool face 'n ask Nas if there's a problem. This only angers the wench more, but a course maybe that be desired. But, since ye don't want t' pillage shot today, ye give up 'n apologize.
>Nas: Accept apology
ye're still a little mad, but ye accept Jack's apology. ye almost ask about the choco bar, but it looks like Slim has already picked it up 'n be wondering why it be here.
>Nas: Give Choco Bar t' Slim
ye explain the whole situation t' Slim 'n ye tell the sea dog it be a present for the sea dog. He thanks ye.
After a bit a discussion, Slim 'n Jack join yer team. What's all this team madness ye speak a? ye're not quite sure, but ye think it may have some importance later.
check slim's inventory 'n use it as an extra storage
>Check inventory
All 3 team crew check their inventory. Jack has the queen's ring, the black knife, 4 empty slots, 'n 50 booty. Nas has the laser gun, super shroom shake, clothes, 3 empty slots, 'n 40 booty. Slim has the choco bar, 5 empty slots, 'n 250 booty.
check everyone what level they be t' see if they can go t' the mountain
god damn ye lads it be too *crag*ing early t' go t' the mountain, they don't even have a reason t'. it be probably better t' explore the city first, we've only seen one part a it
DAMN IT! i want them t' beat some assholes in the mountain t' level up 'n pillage some booty
Then embark on an epic quest t' pillage Jack some kick ass shades god damn it.
>Jack: Buy shades
ye buy some sweet purple shades at Notso's market. Now ye feel like ye fit in more with yer team. ye now have 30 booty.
I don't have a mouth
jesus christ dsfsnb adfnmk b
i got rid a it, I be sorry i misunderstood ;_;