Much better than systema and darkz

Nathan (me) : Hey christian.

Christian: sup

Nathan: How come you're gay?

Christian: im not

Nathan: IT'S OKAY MAN NO NEED TO FEEL OVERPROTECTIVE

Nathan: Then what happened last night?

Christian: OH GOD I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A WART ON MY PENIS AND I THINK I HAVE AIDS

Nathan: bro, I was just joking around.

Christian: so i dont have aids?
 

Nathan: Dunno, you tell me.

Christian has disconnected.

Bonus:

Nathan: I WANNA BE

Nathan: THE VERY BEST

Victoria: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

Nathan: DUN DUN DUN

Nathan: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST

Victoria: DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS

Nathan: wat