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Nintendo's Live-Action Metroid Ad Is A Slow, Sexy Treat
Posted by Kotaku Aug 20 2010 04:00 GMT in Metroid: Other M
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#metroid Looks like somebody at Nintendo HQ has been looking at the way Halo is marketed and thought, yes, that'll work for Metroid, too. More »

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Why is Nintendo so intent on changing Samus from a badass space bounty hunter/adventurer to some sort of hooker seriously
Reply by Lord Crump Aug 20 2010 04:28 GMT
OH NO SAMUS IS BEING SEXUALIZED
BECAUSE CLEARLY SEEING HER IN A BIKINI AS A REWARD FOR COMPLETING THE GAME WASN'T ANYTHING LIKE THIS
NOPE
Reply by ©na Aug 20 2010 04:33 GMT
uhh, she was, like, a simple sprite when she was shown in a bikini and the only way one could find that sexy would be to use one's imagination to conjure up a more realistic image of Samus in a bikini, but then that wouldn't be finding the sprite sexy but rather the mental image created by the imagination
Reply by Lord Crump Aug 20 2010 04:37 GMT
Based on your logic
Porn is not porn if it is 8-bit.
Reply by ©na Aug 20 2010 04:49 GMT
no, I'm saying that this isn't something a guy could fap to
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff81/shoptroll_kol/Metroid_NES_Ending_5.jpg
Reply by Lord Crump Aug 20 2010 04:57 GMT
still think this is the better one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O7fsmPGmVM...
Reply by Super-Claus Aug 20 2010 12:35 GMT

The part with the kid falling with her hands out and mouth wide open was great, other than that the rest of the trailer looked like another Tears of Way game.

Reply by Fallen Shade Aug 20 2010 14:07 GMT
awful. also watch as this game is even more unfaithful to traditional metroid than the prime games
Reply by weedlord bonerhitler Aug 21 2010 05:35 GMT
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