"I be NOT THE RECEPTIONIST, I be NOT ANSWERING THE PHONE IF it be NOT FOR ME WHEN THERE'S 3 ABLE BODIED PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE CAUSE it be NOT me JOB 'n I'VE DONE SO MUCH ALREADY ANSWERING A GODDAMN PHONE WOULD KILL ME"

HEY wench, FIRST OFF ye HAVE BOTH THE PHONES 'n SECONDLY ye'RE BEING A *CRAG*ING CHILD. ye'RE PISSED OFF THAT MAYBE ye HAVE t' DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF 'n ye THINK ye'RE ENTITLED t' SPECIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE ye HAVE t' pillage OFF yer ASS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE BILLS STOPPED GETTING PAID 'n EVERYONE STOPPED WORKING BECAUSE IT HAS t' DO WITH OTHER PEOPLE? THE ENTIRE TIME ye'VE BEEN MARRIED t' me DAD ye'VE DONE NOTHING BUT wench 'n MOAN CONSTANTLY YET ye LACK THE GODDAMN PARENTING SKILLS t' EVEN TALK t' US. NICE JOB DROPPING EVERYTHING WHEN yer LITTLE WHITE TRASH MIDWEST WORLD COMES CRASHING DOWN, BY THE WAY HAVING *CRAG*ING EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE BE LOW CALORIE LOW FAT *CRAG*ING DIET FOOD BECAUSE "ye'LL EAT IT IF it be THERE SO WE SHOULDN'T pillage IT" (ACTUAL WORDS) DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH THE OTHER 75% a THE HOUSE. A) THAT STUFF TASTES LIKE SHIT B) IF it be THERE 'n ye'RE ON A DIET, pillage SOME *CRAG*ING SELF CONTROL 'n DON'T EAT IT C) *CRAG* ye t' HELL