REVIEW: [MEH] Only the Greatest Game Ever.
Posted by sims Oct 08 2010 03:32 GMT in Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I
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I'd like t' point out that this be the iPhone version because I be too goddamned impatient t' wait for any better release. Besides, I be not focusing too much on the controls anyway.

 

First a all, let's start with Sonic 4's wonderful innovations.

it be *crag*ing Casino Night Zone

 

This be Casino Street Zone. Obviously the most unique level in the game. Not modeled after any other level, no siree this be 100% original bullshit we have here.

 

The music be nothing short a amazing. Listen t' this shit:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo_ENChT5FI

 

Golden. Greatest ingame music t' ever exist.

 

Design? Only the best t' ever exist. Sure ye hold right alot 'n the game pretty much directs yer movement at all times sailing away ye hardly any freewill but it looks so damn cool while it does it. it be like "Shit we know ye're bored but look at all this shiny shit isn't this game awesome" 'n obviously it be if ye haven't caught on by now.

 

Buy this shit because even though it be ugly 'n a ripoff a Sonic 2 'n the music sucks 'n the design be practically nonexistant it be Sonic 4 *crag*ers therefore it be worth it.


Replies:

completely accurate review
10/10
Reply by Nastasia Oct 08 2010 03:36 GMT
Sonic's movement be *crag*ing terrible
Err, I mean, best movement animations ever!
Reply by ©na Oct 08 2010 03:46 GMT
omg this game looks so cool yaaaaay
Reply by Fallen Shade Oct 08 2010 14:17 GMT
shinnnneeeyyyyyy
Reply by Super-Claus Oct 08 2010 18:54 GMT
*crag*.
This.
Game.
Reply by MattTheSpratt Oct 08 2010 20:07 GMT

"Design? Only the best t' ever exist. Sure ye hold right alot 'n the game pretty much directs yer movement at all times sailing away ye hardly any freewill but it looks so damn cool while it does it. it be like "Shit we know ye're bored but look at all this shiny shit isn't this game awesome" 'n obviously it be if ye haven't caught on by now."

it be funny because all sonic games be like this. like, seriously. have ye never played a sonic game before?

does this one have blast processing?

Reply by Hooly Oct 08 2010 20:36 GMT

ye bet yer sweet candy ass it does

Reply by sims Oct 08 2010 20:57 GMT

"Design? Only the best t' ever exist. Sure ye hold right alot 'n the game pretty much directs yer movement at all times sailing away ye hardly any freewill but it looks so damn cool while it does it. it be like "Shit we know ye're bored but look at all this shiny shit isn't this game awesome" 'n obviously it be if ye haven't caught on by now."

welcome t' every sonic game.

Reply by mariooooo Oct 08 2010 21:27 GMT

I bet Episode 2 will have Silver 'n that raccoon thing from the second DS game onscreen at all times.

Reply by a hipster goblin Oct 09 2010 04:55 GMT
Whoa
it be ye
How YARRRR been man
ye've been gone since like, forever ago dude
Episode 2 also better have Big in it.
Reply by ©na Oct 09 2010 05:58 GMT
i went 'n bought it.
it be actually like. one a the old games :O
if that sounds good t' ye, go buy it or wait till it be out on whatever console ye own.
Reply by Hooly Oct 09 2010 13:57 GMT
wtf SA where've ye been i thought ye died
Reply by Nastasia Oct 09 2010 15:39 GMT
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