When you're finding video game related stories on New York Magazine's
entertainment blog, you just know they're going to be a little bit
insane. Such is the case today, when we happened to stumble upon news
that game development house Gate Five is suing former Destiny's Child
member and current solo diva Beyonce Knowles over a a licensed dance game deal gone
awry.
According to the summons obtained by Vulture, Beyonce and her
company, Beyonce Inc.--perfect, just perfect--had a contractual agreement to
produce a game called StarPower: Beyonce, a motion sensing game for an
undisclosed platform that would have featured a selection of Beyonce
hits that all the single ladies up in their living rooms--not to mention
the occasional unmarried baby--could dance along to.
And this is how a million Kinect owners would have ended up with severe groin tears.
The complaint states that just prior to Christmas last year, Knowles
abruptly put the kibosh on the whole deal, after a "extortionate demand for entirely new compensation terms she wanted."
This sent the financier of the project running screaming away from the
whole thing, thus leading to Beyonce pulling out entirely.
According to Gate Five, this effectively killed the studio, with 70
people suddenly finding themselves out of work as a result of Knowles'
reneging on her contract. The studio is seeking $100 million in
compensation for breach of contract.
Up to this point, no Beyonce tracks have appeared in other dance
titles, including Just Dance and Dance Central, but given the success of those
titles, as well as Ubisoft's Michael Jackson: The Experience game, one
could safely surmise that Knowles may have simply decided to try and
make a deal with a bigger studio for her own game, because in all
fairness, we have no idea who Gate Five even is. Google searches for the
studio's info only bring up links to other people writing this same
story, websites for bars and art galleries, and the occasional reference to an airport.
Not that Gate Five's relative obscurity makes the situation any less shady and unconscionable.
Gate Five claims that the nasty way in which this went down shocked even
Knowles' manager father--who, incidentally, Beyonce fired last month. On the plus side, Beyonce has now completed another important trial in her goal toward achieving top tier diva status. Namely, the "screw over an entire company's worth of people purely on a ridiculous whim" challenge. Now all she has to do is have a drunken, shouty episode in an airport, marry six more people, and find the jade monkey before the next full moon, and she'll be able to rank up with the likes of Dianna Ross and Liza Minnelli. We should all be so lucky.